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50 Knock Knock Jokes – Infographic

50 Knock Knock Jokes – Infographic

One of the most mysterious forms of arts is the knock knock jokes. Most of the people have got knock knock joke up on their sleeves. These are the only kind of jokes that people learn to tell. These jokes are usually very silly but people use them to annoy their friends and family and also to make them laugh hard. Knock knock jokes have got a proper format. The joke starts with “Knock knock” and then an inquiry occurs “who’s there?” Then the person who started “knock knock” tells the name. The recipient then asks “Name who?” Then the punch line is delivered as an answer which is a pun usually. So, this is basically a “call and answer” exercise. These jokes can also help the children to develop their language skills. However, knock knock jokes are not only for kids. There are different types of these jokes such as for teenagers, adults etc. You can learn such jokes according to your age group.

Usually, these jokes are not considered to be the funniest in the comedy community but if a knock knock joke is well-thought then it can crack you up for sure. Good knock knock jokes are not easy to craft. The most important element of the knock knock joke is “pun.” So, if you are good at it, then you can craft the best knock knock jokes.

Here, in this infographic, we have provided super funny knock knock jokes that will give you laughing fits. So, are you ready to have a laughter ride? Enjoy the hilarious knock knock jokes and have a good time. You can also share these jokes with your friends and family.

50 Knock Knock Jokes



1) Amish Who?

Do not underestimate yourself. You are beautiful and you do not look like a shoe at all.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Amish Who?

Really? You don’t look like a shoe


2) Mind your Grammar

Have you got bad grammar skills? Then you must learn how to improve your Grammar.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


To Who?

It’s to whom


3) You deserve a break

You must get some break from all the work as you look really tired. A good sleep can help though.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Goliath Who?

Goliath down, you looketh tired!


4) Manners are important

Do you say Thank you very often? If yes, then that’s great. It shows the courtesy and good manners.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Tank Who?

You are welcome


5) The thing between us

The person is knocking on the door. Open it up and let the door get aside.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Adore Who?

Adore is between us. Open up!


6) You break ‘Em, You bought ‘Em

Have you ripped the jeans of your friend? Well! If yes, you need to pay for it.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Euripides Who?

Euripides jean, you pay for ‘em


7) Haters Gonna hate

Do not worry about haters. Keep doing whatever your heart says. People will not appreciate no matter what you do.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Daisy Who?

Daisy me rollin, they hatin’


8) And they lived happily ever after

Well, the happily ever after usually occurs in story books only.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Cantaloupe Who?

Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad


9) Car humor

The cow goes moo and the car goes beep beep!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Cargo Who?

No, car go Beep Beep!


10) A good soak

Here we have got another amazing knock knock joke for you. You will enjoy it.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Dwayne Who?

Dwayne the bath tub already, I am drowning!


11) America’s got talent

Are you a singing freak? If yes, then this one is definitely for you!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Icing Who?

Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear


12) Vacations time

The best time has just begun! Almost everyone loves to pack bags for vacations.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Alpaca Who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase


13)  Introductions

If you are going to introduce yourself in a humorous way then this knock knock joke is the best one to try.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Cereal Who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you


14) Bullies

Do you wanna show your strength?  If yes then this joke is for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Pecan Who?

Pecan somebody your own size


15) Hidden talents

Well, yodeling is also a talent that very few people possess.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A little old lady

A little old lady Who?

Dang! All this time I had no idea you could yodel


16) Unwelcome guests

You may get some extra knock knock if the door is closed.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Theodore Who?

Theodore was not open so I knocked


17) Lisper in Love

Are you amongst those people who love lispering in love? If yes, then this one is for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Keith Who?

Keith me, my tweeth printh


18) Lunch is served

What’s in the lunch today? Is that the sandwich or something else? Let’s check out

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Aida Who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today


19) It ain’t summer yet

Just stop asking that who’s on the door and open it as it’s too cold out there and the summer has not arrived yet.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here


20) Now it’s going to stay in your stomach for 7 years

Have you ever swallowed a bubble gum accidentally and then heard from the people that it’s going to stay in your stomach for next 7 years?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Oswald Who?

Oswald  my bubble gum


21) Alien encounters

Have you even seen any extraterrestrial? Yes, I mean any alien?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Extraterrestrial Who?

Wait! How many extraterrestrials do you know?


22) Don’t make us beg

Are you sick of the awful knock knock jokes? Read this one, it will make you laugh hard.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Police Who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!


23) Passive-Aggressive

Open the door or otherwise, the person will get angry after excessive knock knock.

Who’s there?


Candice Who?

Candice door open or what?


24) Control freak

Here we have got another funniest joke for you. Enjoy it and also tell this joke to your friends and family.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control freak


Okay! Now you will say “Control freak who?!”


25) Zoo Picnic

Are you hungry and want to have a grilled hamburger for dinner?  Let’s make a joke out of it then.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Gorilla Who?

Gorilla me a hamburger


26) Choose your browser

Most of the people do not use Yahoo. Google is the first choice when it comes to a search engine.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Ya Who?

No thanks! I use Bing or Google


27) Short-term memory loss

Uh ho! The person might have forgotten the name. Short term memory loss can cause these problems.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Snow Who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!


28) Can’t you hear me knocking?

Are you tired of this knock knock? Check your doorbell. Maybe it’s broken.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Figs Who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken


29) Stop, Stop, We can’t take it anymore!

You are not enjoying the jokes. It fine, we have got some more interesting one for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Boo Who?

Sheesh, I know these jokes are corny but you don’t have to cry about it


30) The boy wonder is broke

This hilarious joke is the best one for making your friends ‘laugh out loud’.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Robin Who?

Robin you, now handover the cash


31) Seasonal Allergies

Seasonal Allergies like coughing and sneezing are the worst and can give severe headaches. May God bless you….

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Hatch Who?

God Bless You!


32) Stop interfering

If it’s not your business then it’s always better to not interfere in other people matters.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Nana Who?

Nana your business


33) What are you not getting about me knocking on your door?

Just open the door and let him in, please.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Annie Who?

Annie way you can let me in now?


34) Cause moustaches are funny

Are you a clean shave person or the one with moustaches?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Moustache Who?

Moustache you a question but I will shave it for later


35) Spelling Bee

Some people love to spell the words. This joke is for all spelling bees out there!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Spell Who?

Okay fine! W-H-O


36) Green Thumb

Water is necessary for plants. Let’s guide the gardener in a funny way

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Water Who?

Water those plants, or they are going to die.


37) Music Appreciation

Hey, the favorite song is on the radio. Turn the volume up!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Turnip Who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song.


38) Finding Closure

Ain’t it a bad habit to eat something with an open mouth?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Closure Who?

Closure mouth while chewing


39) Aw! Nuts

What do you like? Cash or peanuts?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Cash Who?

No thanks! But I would love some peanuts.


40) Heart on your sleeve

Let the other person know that how much you love him/her without fearing that what others will think about it.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Olive Who?

Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!


41) Self Sufficiency

Tie your shoelaces or otherwise you may fall.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Tyrone Who?

Tyrone shoelaces


42) Christmas time is here

It’s Christmas time! Maybe it’s the Santa Clause on the door.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Ho-Ho Who?

You know, your santa impression could use a little work


43) Perfect strangers

Read this hilarious joke to your friends in order to annoy them.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Yacht Who?

Yacht to know me by now!


44) Compliments will get you everywhere

Here is a perfect knock knock joke for complimenting someone.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Dishes Who?

Dishes a nice place you got here


45) Spare Key

You may have got the wrong key. However, the spare key can save you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Mikey Who?

Mikey does not fit in the key hole


46) Ornithology

Do you know what does the owl say?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Owls say

Owls say Who?

Yes, they do


47) Stop me if this sounds familiar

Tired of old knock knock jokes? No problem! We have got another fresh joke for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Deja Who?

Knock Knock!


48) Mike Snifferpippets

Do you know any Mike Snifferpippets?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mike Snifferpippets

Mike Snifferpippets Who?

Oh come on! How many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?


49) Home security

Home security is the most important thing. So, do not forget to lock the door.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Sherlock Who?

Sherlock your door tight


50) Are we almost done here?

So, we are almost done for today. Read all of the jokes here and enjoy your day!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Rhino Who?

Rhino every knock knock joke there is


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