One of the most mysterious forms of arts is the knock knock jokes. Most of the people have got knock knock joke up on their sleeves. These are the only kind of jokes that people learn to tell. These jokes are usually very silly but people use them to annoy their friends and family and also to make them laugh hard. Knock knock jokes have got a proper format. The joke starts with “Knock knock” and then an inquiry occurs “who’s there?” Then the person who started “knock knock” tells the name. The recipient then asks “Name who?” Then the punch line is delivered as an answer which is a pun usually. So, this is basically a “call and answer” exercise. These jokes can also help the children to develop their language skills. However, knock knock jokes are not only for kids. There are different types of these jokes such as for teenagers, adults etc. You can learn such jokes according to your age group.
Usually, these jokes are not considered to be the funniest in the comedy community but if a knock knock joke is well-thought then it can crack you up for sure. Good knock knock jokes are not easy to craft. The most important element of the knock knock joke is “pun.” So, if you are good at it, then you can craft the best knock knock jokes.
Here, in this infographic, we have provided super funny knock knock jokes that will give you laughing fits. So, are you ready to have a laughter ride? Enjoy the hilarious knock knock jokes and have a good time. You can also share these jokes with your friends and family.
1) Amish Who?
Do not underestimate yourself. You are beautiful and you do not look like a shoe at all.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish Who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe
2) Mind your Grammar
Have you got bad grammar skills? Then you must learn how to improve your Grammar.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amish
To Who?
It’s to whom
3) You deserve a break
You must get some break from all the work as you look really tired. A good sleep can help though.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath Who?
Goliath down, you looketh tired!
4) Manners are important
Do you say Thank you very often? If yes, then that’s great. It shows the courtesy and good manners.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank Who?
You are welcome
5) The thing between us
The person is knocking on the door. Open it up and let the door get aside.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore Who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
6) You break ‘Em, You bought ‘Em
Have you ripped the jeans of your friend? Well! If yes, you need to pay for it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Euripides
Euripides Who?
Euripides jean, you pay for ‘em
7) Haters Gonna hate
Do not worry about haters. Keep doing whatever your heart says. People will not appreciate no matter what you do.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy Who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin’
8) And they lived happily ever after
Well, the happily ever after usually occurs in story books only.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe Who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad
9) Car humor
The cow goes moo and the car goes beep beep!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
No, car go Beep Beep!
10) A good soak
Here we have got another amazing knock knock joke for you. You will enjoy it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bath tub already, I am drowning!
11) America’s got talent
Are you a singing freak? If yes, then this one is definitely for you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icing
Icing Who?
Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear
12) Vacations time
The best time has just begun! Almost everyone loves to pack bags for vacations.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca Who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase
13) Introductions
If you are going to introduce yourself in a humorous way then this knock knock joke is the best one to try.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal Who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you
14) Bullies
Do you wanna show your strength? If yes then this joke is for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan Who?
Pecan somebody your own size
15) Hidden talents
Well, yodeling is also a talent that very few people possess.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady Who?
Dang! All this time I had no idea you could yodel
16) Unwelcome guests
You may get some extra knock knock if the door is closed.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore Who?
Theodore was not open so I knocked
17) Lisper in Love
Are you amongst those people who love lispering in love? If yes, then this one is for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Keith
Keith Who?
Keith me, my tweeth printh
18) Lunch is served
What’s in the lunch today? Is that the sandwich or something else? Let’s check out
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida Who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today
19) It ain’t summer yet
Just stop asking that who’s on the door and open it as it’s too cold out there and the summer has not arrived yet.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here
20) Now it’s going to stay in your stomach for 7 years
Have you ever swallowed a bubble gum accidentally and then heard from the people that it’s going to stay in your stomach for next 7 years?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald Who?
Oswald my bubble gum
21) Alien encounters
Have you even seen any extraterrestrial? Yes, I mean any alien?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Extraterrestrial
Extraterrestrial Who?
Wait! How many extraterrestrials do you know?
22) Don’t make us beg
Are you sick of the awful knock knock jokes? Read this one, it will make you laugh hard.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police Who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
23) Passive-Aggressive
Open the door or otherwise, the person will get angry after excessive knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice Who?
Candice door open or what?
24) Control freak
Here we have got another funniest joke for you. Enjoy it and also tell this joke to your friends and family.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Control freak
Con——-
Okay! Now you will say “Control freak who?!”
25) Zoo Picnic
Are you hungry and want to have a grilled hamburger for dinner? Let’s make a joke out of it then.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger
26) Choose your browser
Most of the people do not use Yahoo. Google is the first choice when it comes to a search engine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya Who?
No thanks! I use Bing or Google
27) Short-term memory loss
Uh ho! The person might have forgotten the name. Short term memory loss can cause these problems.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow Who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
28) Can’t you hear me knocking?
Are you tired of this knock knock? Check your doorbell. Maybe it’s broken.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs Who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken
29) Stop, Stop, We can’t take it anymore!
You are not enjoying the jokes. It fine, we have got some more interesting one for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Sheesh, I know these jokes are corny but you don’t have to cry about it
30) The boy wonder is broke
This hilarious joke is the best one for making your friends ‘laugh out loud’.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robin you, now handover the cash
31) Seasonal Allergies
Seasonal Allergies like coughing and sneezing are the worst and can give severe headaches. May God bless you….
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
God Bless You!
32) Stop interfering
If it’s not your business then it’s always better to not interfere in other people matters.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana Who?
Nana your business
33) What are you not getting about me knocking on your door?
Just open the door and let him in, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie Who?
Annie way you can let me in now?
34) Cause moustaches are funny
Are you a clean shave person or the one with moustaches?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Moustache
Moustache Who?
Moustache you a question but I will shave it for later
35) Spelling Bee
Some people love to spell the words. This joke is for all spelling bees out there!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell Who?
Okay fine! W-H-O
36) Green Thumb
Water is necessary for plants. Let’s guide the gardener in a funny way
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water Who?
Water those plants, or they are going to die.
37) Music Appreciation
Hey, the favorite song is on the radio. Turn the volume up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip Who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song.
38) Finding Closure
Ain’t it a bad habit to eat something with an open mouth?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Closure
Closure Who?
Closure mouth while chewing
39) Aw! Nuts
What do you like? Cash or peanuts?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash Who?
No thanks! But I would love some peanuts.
40) Heart on your sleeve
Let the other person know that how much you love him/her without fearing that what others will think about it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
41) Self Sufficiency
Tie your shoelaces or otherwise you may fall.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone Who?
Tyrone shoelaces
42) Christmas time is here
It’s Christmas time! Maybe it’s the Santa Clause on the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ho-Ho
Ho-Ho Who?
You know, your santa impression could use a little work
43) Perfect strangers
Read this hilarious joke to your friends in order to annoy them.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yacht
Yacht Who?
Yacht to know me by now!
44) Compliments will get you everywhere
Here is a perfect knock knock joke for complimenting someone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes a nice place you got here
45) Spare Key
You may have got the wrong key. However, the spare key can save you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey Who?
Mikey does not fit in the key hole
46) Ornithology
Do you know what does the owl say?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say Who?
Yes, they do
47) Stop me if this sounds familiar
Tired of old knock knock jokes? No problem! We have got another fresh joke for you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deja
Deja Who?
Knock Knock!
48) Mike Snifferpippets
Do you know any Mike Snifferpippets?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mike Snifferpippets
Mike Snifferpippets Who?
Oh come on! How many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
49) Home security
Home security is the most important thing. So, do not forget to lock the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherlock
Sherlock Who?
Sherlock your door tight
50) Are we almost done here?
So, we are almost done for today. Read all of the jokes here and enjoy your day!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rhino
Rhino Who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is
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