What is it with cars and man’s need to defile it with paint or vinyl? Is it the need to be unique? I don’t think one will want to be purposely tacky but that is how most paint jobs go. You will realize from this list that if you ever want to change the appearance of your car, do not go the DIY route. Go to a professional. One who has taste, most importantly.
1. Mini Trip
Oh, that poor Mini!
2. Nature Tank
Camouflage is everything. Even in the Arctic.
3. He Does Something with the Panties
Because the license plate was not enough, he had to go and have “panty dropper” painted.
DIY car painting FTW!
I don’t care if it’s well-executed, I’m not driving a turtle bug.
6. What Is This?
Is this supposed to be cute?
Reminds you of your crazy Aunt’s guest bedroom, doesn’t it?
8. Internal Organs?
This is the stuff that low-budget horror movies are made of.
9. There’s a War Out There
I don’t know what’s sadder, the paint job or the cannon.
10. Designer Car
This is so tacky, I don’t even know what to say.
11. Happy Car
Does this put you in a good mood or what?
This poor bug has too much paint and accessories. I don’t think it can carry itself.
13. Blue Got No Clue
Do you have a clue that your car is ugly?
14. The Force
The Force is strong in this van.
Driver, I think you just hit a huge animal.
16. Loyal Fan
It wasn’t enough that he had to do a paint job showing his loyalty to a certain school, he also had to show loyalty to just about any establishment that gives away stickers.
17. Neck Face
That is one rude and nasty van.
18. Centaur Truck
I’m sorry but any vehicle with a centaur painted on it is just not right in my book.
19. Evolution of Taste
Unique? Yes. Smart? Perhaps. But it looks like someone drew stuff on your car so that’s not okay.
This car has none.
21. Pick Up Religion
I’m guessing Jesus is not very happy with Charlie the Unicorn over there.
22. How to Win the War
Kill the enemies with an overload of cute.
23. Bombs Away
So it has a green man holding some sort of explosive. He looks like he’s about to blow up that van. Or you because you’re looking at him in a funny way.
24. Somewhere, Darth Vader is Laughing
Oh look how amazingly executed this is! And with aliens, too!
25. Animal Instincts
Owner could not spring for a full body zebra paint so he opted for a zebra on the door. Brilliant.