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15 Knock Knock Christmas Jokes to Make You Laugh Like an Elf

15 Knock Knock Christmas Jokes to Make You Laugh Like an Elf

Christmas is just round the corner folks! No Christmas is complete without some terrible cracker jokes. We brought to you some very funny knock knock jokes that would have set kids into side-splitting and breath-stealing fits of giggles. Now, with the Advent Season about to kick in this weekend, we continue our tradition of introducing some really hilarious knock knock Christmas jokes that will make your family gatherings all the more fun. So, get ready to laugh vociferously like an elf and share the message of love, joy and mercy with all around you.

1 – Donuts Are On Their Way!


Brace yourselves y’all! Donuts are coming this Christmas and obviously one does not simply eat one donut!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!

2 – Snow Business?


Snow business is a firm that provides artificial snow. So, for a place where there isn’t snow at Christmas, snow business is exactly like a show business.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

3 – Boughs of Holly!


Deck the hall with boughs of holly; ‘Tis the season to be jolly! Or are we talking about the holiday season here? See for yourself!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

4 – Hanna-Barbera or Hanna Partridge?


Did you know that after Disney threatened to sue three day-care centres for unauthorized use of their characters , Hanna-Barbera gave them the right to use Universal characters as decorations. That fun fact has got nothing to do with the joke though!

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna who?
…. Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

5 – Santa’s Coming to Town!


You better watch out; You better not cry; Better not pout; I’m telling you why; Santa Claus is coming to town!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa who?
Santa Claus!

6 – Hosanna Down the Chimney!

Christmas scene with deers helping Santa got stuck up the chimne

With modern day central heating systems in place, how’s Santa going to get down your chimney this year?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney? We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!

7 – An Elf with the Candy Crush!

Santa Claus poses for a photograph with an Elf in the Christmas Shop, at Selfridges department store, on Oxford street, London

Elves tend to have crush on four main groups of food: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

8 – Coal Story!


What? You don’t like renewable energy? Coal story bro!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coal who?
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!

9 – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!


Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer seems to be a song about how people made fun of someone who got famous and now they act as if they knew him in high school!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red who?
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer!

10 – Rain-Dear?


Do you reek of someone who loves rain as it makes him feel better about sitting inside and doing nothing!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain dear!

11 – Alaska Santa!

Real Santa With Finger to Lips
Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present! So, you gonna visit Alaska to “Alaska” santa for the present?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!

12 – Christmas’ coming, Santa’s Not!


“Christmas is coming! Santa is not!” Looking forward to seeing Santa this Christmas or lost faith in him, have you?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa Claus!

13 – Elves on their way to the North Pole!


Starbucks doesn’t have Christmas trees or Santa on their cups this year? Elves everywhere are offended!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elves who?
Elves that need directions to the North Pole!

14 – Juicy a Sled?


You say no to education! “Juicy” I can’t!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see! A sled on the roof!

15 – Justin Bieber or Just in Time?


One does not simply listen to Justin Bieber without suffering brain damage! So, let’s instead get to delivering Christmas presents.

Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time to deliver the presents!

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