25 Weird Vending Machine Items

Medical weed, of course. And before you get any ideas, they are protected by guards. 

But these have been shut down.

After you, uh, catch them, what then? 

Fresh and refilled daily.

Of course, you return them.

Trust me, you don't want a bigger photo of the merchandise.

In a world where used panties are sold in vending machine, it is only natural that porn can be dispensed from these stand-alone stores, too.

Can you say YUM?

This won't take quarters.

These surely make treasure hunting look like a lot of work.

My question is, does this machine smell? 

For a moment that could change your life, these gumballs have poetry you can relish.

That's right, art you can buy from a vending machine.

And if you get a bad fortune, you can kick the machine.

Sometimes, you just need to break something in order to feel better. Enter the passive aggressive anger release machine. 

Convenient, right?

In case you forgot to wear a pair and the day turned cold.

After a night of heavy dancing, ladies would want a pair of these cute ballet flats.

In case you decided to go from casual to formal in the middle of the day.

The after party shoes are fine because they fit like socks, but sneakers? What if you don't like the fit? 

Pizza in 90 seconds! That must be yummy! NOT.

I cannot  imagine filling up insurance forms without an agent to assist me.

The vending machine for the forgetful boyfriend or husband.

I cannot imagine just how fresh the merchandise is.

Perfect, actually, because it always seems to rain when you forget your umbrella at home.