25 Ridiculous Inventions

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25 Ridiculous Inventions

With our advanced brain and opposable thumbs, mankind, without a doubt, rules the world. Using these two great characteristics, we have come up with many wonderful things that have contributed to the development of civilizations. Sometimes, though, the creative process becomes a seemingly weird mix of strange genius, lack of common sense, skills, and perhaps alcohol. The result: ridiculous inventions.

1.  

Baby Toupee

Baby Toupee

Because it's never too early to make your child feel like Donald Trump.

2.  

Doggles

Doggles

I think my dog will hate me if I make him wear these.

3.  

To Do Tattoo

To Do Tattoo

What's wrong with writing the list on a piece of paper?

4.  

Motorized Cone

Motorized Cone

Some people are just too lazy to rotate their cone when eating ice cream. Hence, the motorized cone. Genius, right? 

5.  

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

How do you walk with this hanging from your neck without spilling your wine?

6.  

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable Toast

Some of us are so unfortunate that we don't have big lunch bags. In fact, there are some of us that have no lunch bags. Thankfully, we have inflatable toasts that we can just stuff in our back pockets.

7.  

Infant Hand Pillow

Infant Hand Pillow

Okay, how freaky are those things?

8.  

Time Beam

Time Beam

Or you can use your watch. That's cool, too. 

9.  

Paper Email

Paper Email

Wow, there's even a BCC field!

10.  

Spaghetti Twirler

Spaghetti Twirler

Another wonderful product for the guy who can't rotate his own ice cream cone. 

11.  

Plastic Wishbone

Plastic Wishbone

Why? I have absolutely no idea.

12.  

Tandem Toilet

Tandem Toilet

Will save your marriage and the environment. But like I said, no thank you. 

13.  

Half Deck

Half Deck

I have always found card games boring. I feel that these will definitely make them more interesting.

14.  

DVD Rewinder

DVD Rewinder

How I was able to live years watching DVDs without a rewinder is beyond me.

15.  

Pratone Grass Chair

Pratone Grass Chair

You pay more than $14,000 for this. I think I'll just go and sit on my yard.

16.  

Finger Plate

Finger Plate

I wish they'd come up with a diamond-encrusted one to match my couture gown.

17.  

Global Warming Rug

Global Warming Rug

Now that is just depressing. Especially because I'm sure the polar bear will be terrorized by my cat.

18.  

Lap Pillow

Lap Pillow

If girls can have the boyfriend pillow, lonely guys can buy this.

19.  

Dribble Glass

Dribble Glass

Because normal glasses are just so boring.

20.  

Wrist Phone Carrier

Wrist Phone Carrier

Can you find anything more chic than that thing?

21.  

Immersion Scarf

Immersion Scarf

Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.

22.  

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

Boyfriend Arm Pillow

I don't know about you but I would be creeped out with this on my bed.

23.  

Flatulence Deodorizer

Flatulence Deodorizer

Apparently, this is VERY useful.

24.  

Beer Bra

Beer Bra

This is in production. I will be okay with this if they come up with a refrigerated beer bra.

25.  

Pillow Wig

Pillow Wig

I think I'll choose coffee over this.

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Comments (114)
  • Jo Diggs
    Wow, thats amazing. I dont think I would either..
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    wtf??? sad but true. i guess that this is the price that we have to pay until the next great invention
  • katie
    hahahah i like these although dvd rewinder is a dvd scratch remover. just ironically named.
  • Miami
    I m definitely going to need the DVD rewinder. I ve been rewinding them by hand all these years. I keep rotating them, and rotating them, and rotating them... it takes forever, and feels like you re making no progress at all.
  • Movie
    Perhaps it s a different variant, but the one I ve seen for sale is the "Wine Rack". The beer version is called the "beer belly". I think Firebox sell both.
  • You are terrible
    Some of these are joke products... they are MEANT to be ridiculous
  • meh
    I think you re reading way too much into these, as some of them are really cool and for people who appreciate the small things in life. You clearly don t.
  • Alexander Zagoumenov
    What an amazing list! Thanks a huge lot!
  • Kiid
    The wine glass holder necklace looks perfect for when driving.
  • Ben Koshkin
    Inventors gone wrong. Ben Koshkin
  • Evan
    There are about 8 of those that I would buy and even some that are useful.
  • Kristi
    Looks like whoever took this seriously is playing with the other half of the deck
  • ASTROBOI
    The dog glasses actually have a purpose. Some dogs, because of their breeding, have very sensitive eyes which must be protected from strong sunlight. They also require sunblock, just like humans. White bulldogs are one example. Of course many people buy these things to be cute and that is rather silly.
  • Tommy
    I use the "to do list" tattoos--I have severe ADD, and the piece of paper thing doesn t work. The tattoos stay on for several days, and it feels good to cross off an accomplishment. Plus, the pens are specifically for drawing on skin.
  • Nelson
    I won t lie. I bought a DVD Rewinder as a gag gift a few years ago. :-)
  • Hummy
    My ex-girlfriend bought me #3 for Christmas last year!
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    That pillow wig makes me think of the Katamari Damacy. That or some kind of nun hat for a religion whose central tenets and dogma revolve around the taking of naps.
  • Jeff
    What about the e-cigarette as a new invention? Pretty awesome!
  • Evan
    I keep seeing the wine holder pop up in various lists just like this around the web. Please note that this is NOT for normal wine drinking. It is primarily sold at and for food and wine shows and if you ve ever been to one you would end up buying one for yourself in the first half hour.
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    What, no iPad?
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    hahaha, the girl with the pillow is so funny :)) what a crazy world!
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    The cards are not new. I ve known people all my life that have not been playing with a full deck
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    haha i love the lap pillow!
  • Jeff
    @Don:hahaha
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    I WANT THE GIANT GRASS!
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    @katie:That`s what I thought the first time I heard of it, but every description I`ve read says it just spins the disc and plays a "rewind" sound. Apparently it`s strictly a novelty item.
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    @meh:Reply to meh19 if he`s conscious------------- meh19 Apr 10 at 10 48 pm--------------------- "I think you re reading way too much into these, as some of them are really cool and for people who appreciate the small things in life. You clearly don t" -------------------- Actually, it seems to be you that is leaping over the small things as you rush past the "point"-- HUMOR, NUM-NUM
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    @Evan:

    I concur, I have used one myself at a seafood festival.

    Except, I shortened the rope so it sat under my chin and used a straw....No hands drinking FTW!!!!

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    the boyfriend pillow is saw on tv

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