20 Funny Town Names

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20 Funny Town Names

Here are 20 unfortunately named towns from around the world. When you come to think of it, this is a good way to get some publicitiy for your sleepy, unimportant old hamlet.

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Dick Lick Springs, Arkansas, USA

Dick Lick Springs Arkansas USA
credits: cuksigns.eu

Other Arkansas gems include Booger Hollow, Pickles Gap, Flippin, Smackover and Toad Suck.

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Anus, France

A 7 hour drive in the south-west direction takes you to a town called Condom.

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Bitchfield, UK

This agricultural community is located in Lincolnshire, England.

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Wetwang, Yorkshire, UK

Wetwang Yorkshire UK

Roads are slippery when wet. Located in East Yorkshire, England and means either a wet field or is derived from the Norse word, “Vettvangr”, meaning “field for the trial of a legal action”.

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Pussy, France

Pussy France

Conforming to the French tradition of naming towns after body orifices. Probably originated from the Roman name “Pusius”. Anus located only 450 odd Km away.

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Fucking, Austria

Fucking Austria
credits: kapilb.com

Perhaps the most famous village in Austria. It was founded around the 6th century by a Bavarian nobleman known as Focko and over the years, evolved from Vucchingen, Fukching, Fugkhing into Fucking. Locals were seemingly unaware of its English meaning until World War II, when they noticed an increasing number British and American soldiers getting photographed in various poses next to the entrance sign. Soon enough, to the ire of the villagers, tourists were visiting in hordes and asking for “Fucking Postcards” and stealing the road signs. To put the icing on the cake, the village council installed a sign beneath one of the “Fucking” signs with” Bitte – nicht so schnell!” (Please not so fast) written on it. Recently, the town has seemingly accepted its notoriety and hosted a music festival called “Festival of the Fuck Bands”.

7.  

MUFF, Northern Ireland

Located in Northwest Ireland. They also have a local diving club, named Muff Driving Club.

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Fingringhoe, UK

Fingringhoe UK
credits: funnyto.com

Located in Essex, England and reputedly derived from a Saxon man known as Fingringas.

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Wank, Germany

Wank Germany
credits: flickr.com

The place to be for all us internet/porn addicts. Located in Bavaria, Germany and means “Waver” in English.

10.  

Funen, Denmark

 

Located on the island of Funen, Denmark. The name means “Middle Passage”.

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