10 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

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10 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

While knock knock jokes are well known in many countries including the United States, the United Kingdom, France, Australia, Canada and South Africa, in some nations such as Brazil, they are not popular at all. Knock knock jokes, it seems, have been around since the dawn of time. A type of pun, the knock knock joke is essentially what is called a "call and answer" exercise. There is a person who delivers the pun, and a pun recipient. The knock knock joke has even become a developmental tool.  Psychologists study how younger children use and tell knock knock jokes, as it allows them to see how their language skills are developing.

 

The format of a knock knock joke is always, "knock, knock" followed by the inquiry, "who's there?" The person delivering the pun gives a response, usually a name, that sets up the pun. The recipient, of course asks, "Name who?" Then the punster delivers the punch line, which is usually a pun on the name or word. It doesn't sound as funny when explained in detail, but there are some truly funny knock knock jokes in existence. Knock knock jokes are no longer simply child's play anymore. The following are some of the best knock knock jokes that can currently be found on the Internet. As with any joke, there are "clean" versions and there are "dirty" versions. Here, we've published only the clean ones. If you have any knock knock jokes of your own to add, we'd love to hear them!

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The first joke can be described as the classic knock knock joke, setting up the pun on a name. This knock knock joke is best suited for mature audiences, as many of us wouldn't want our children cursing, even in a joke (then again, is damn even considered a curse word anymore, in this day and age?):

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot's caught in the door!

2.  

 

This knock knock joke uses not only a play on a name, but also a reference to a popular     children's lullaby, making the joke accessible to all ages:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

3.  

 

The following knock knock joke turns the name into a speech lisp. It  is funny to many      children (or adults!) who either speak with a lisp or know someone who has a speech impediment of some sort:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

4.  

 

This knock knock joke is a classic, and also a favorite of both children and adults. Children like it because it  makes fun of someone for crying, and adults just like it because it's cheesy:

 

Knock, knock!

Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke. 

5.  

 

Here's a knock knock joke that would probably be favored by adults, as it turns the joke around and it becomes a prank on the recipient:

 

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?

6.  

 

This knock knock joke comes from comedic poet and writer Shel Silverstein. It was featured in his 1981 book, A Light in the Attic. The joke itself is entitled, "The Meehoo with an Exactlywatt," and is a cross between a knock-knock joke and the famous comedy routine, "Who's on First?" While it may be a bit tedious to follow, they payoff is pretty funny:

 

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock...

7.  

 

This knock knock joke is one that is also preferred by adults, because the recipient doesn't even know he or she is being set up by the punster to be the butt of a knock knock joke. What seems to start as a heartfelt conversation between two intimate friends turns into nothing more than a knock knock joke:

 

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

8.  

 

Another knock knock joke that would most likely be understood and appreciated by an adult audienceKnock, knock!

 

Who's there?

Eskimo Christian Italian.

Eskimo Christian Italian who?
Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.

(In case that one went a bit over your head, it's "Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.", this knock knock joke is funny because it sets up not one but three puns)

9.  

 

Although I personally can't stand the following knock knock joke, it seems to be quite a popular one, especially among children. Anyone who has had to withstand hearing this joke over and over from a preschooler who's just learning to tell knock knock jokes knows why it can become difficult to tolerate after a short while:

 

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?

10.  

 

Finally, this last one is pretty cute, even if it is really cheesy. The punster sets up the joke and makes fun of the recipient at the same time:

 

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

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  • skypeman222222222222222222222222
    knock knock who`s there dishes dishes who dishes from the RCMP open up!
  • skypeman222222222222222222222222
    knock knock who`s there cannoe cannoe who? help me cannoe woth my homework
  • skypeman on skypeis Ghostdude178
    @skypeman222222222222222222222222:knock knock who`s there boo boo who? dont cry!
  • chloie
    @jake:I hate this it is not so funny and it is mean to god
  • chloie
    @G:I do not like this
  • chloie
  • Alexandra
    knock knock whos there ivan ivan who ivan working on the railroad
  • Alexandra
    knock knock whos there ivan ivan who ivan working on the railroad
  • Alexandra
    knock knock whos there ivan ivan who ivan working on the railroad
  • Anthony McClain
    Knock knock Who's there? Nobody! Nobody who! ......................
  • Nicole
  • iyt
    @jake:i hat it
  • jeremy
    @angela :this is stupid
  • jasmine
    @Lesbo Ass Nigga:ahhhhhhhhhhh nasty
  • jasmine
    @Lesbo Ass Nigga:a:knock knock b:whos there a:hoo b:hoo hoo A:what are you an owl?
  • tilda
    @michelle :knock knck whos there boo boo who dont cry its just a jock
  • your mom
    lamest jokesever
  • Anonymous
    knock knock who's there? eyelake eyelake who? i don't know who you like.
  • Kris
    Knock knock Who's there Cheese Cheese who Cheese a cute giro
  • Kris
    Knock knock , Who's there, Cheese, Cheese who, Cheese a cute girl
  • lilly
    @tabatha:i agry
  • gabby
    @devin:YOUR WERD AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY
  • shwaqq
    knock knock whos there grass grass who GRASS PASS KISS MY ASS! hehehe not funnay
  • amanda hubbard
    @jake:that is just cruel
  • amanda hubbard
    @jake:knock knock whos there ass ass who ass hole u
  • amanda hubbard
    @jasmine:i farted
  • a;skldgh
    stupid.........
  • jamie
    knock,knock whos there dog dog who dogs do poo
  • Nails of 6Bit
  • Sienna elmes
    Knock knock how there cool cool how don't you know conserpated over wated Old lady
  • E.E
    Knock knock how there cool cool how don't you know conserpated over wated Old lady
  • Woodlake
    Knock knock.... Who's there?... Cow....cow who? .... Cows don't hoooo owls hoooo cows Moooooooo
  • Woodlake
    Knock knock.... Who's there?... Interrupting cow.... Interrupting co MOOOOOO!
  • obd2 diagnostics
    Nissan, the sixth-largest automaker in the United States, announced Tuesday it will sell a self-driven car by 2020.
  • julita
    I know a knock knock joke ok do you want to hear it ok then knock knock....who's there?....cow goes....cow go's who....NO! cow goes mooooooooo your dome
  • julita
    cool jokes thats all i got to say to you bro
  • julita
    cool jokes thats all i got to say to you bro
  • julita
    cool jokes thats all i got to say to you bro
  • julita
    cool jokes thats all i got to say to you bro
  • julita
    cool jokes thats all i got to say to you bro
  • julita
    cool jokes thats all i got to say to you bro
  • julita
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! sssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! ccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll! jjjjjjjjjjooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeesssss!
  • anna
    @angela :Knock knock!!!! Whos there U U who? Oh no thanks
  • khalaf
    @Coach Bags Outlet:knock knock whos there mother mother who motherfucker posted it 17 times
  • yvonne
    @zeek:what i do not get that
  • yvonne
    @The Game:How is that a joke and if it is its sooooooo rubbish
  • bob
    Knock Knock there is no door in this room banana monkey knock knock thats still not a door you are knocking on banana its a hard knock knock life for u banana orange you glad you are saying banana STFU you never do anything nice with me! i took you to that place the other day that was you mother no you are my mother no Look, I am your father STFU where are you? who's there? thank you for reading...
  • nasma khalafalla 535276326523718
    @jake:watch ur mouth ppl
  • resol a ruoy
    @Lesbo Ass Nigga:Your just sick
  • resol a ruoy
    @Lesbo Ass Nigga:Your just sick lesson ass Biggs and spell my name backwards
  • resol a ruoy
    @Lesbo Ass Nigga:Your just sick lessbo ass nigga and spell my name backwards
  • resol a ruoy
    @Lesbo Ass Nigga: Sicko and spell my name backwards
  • Alyssa
    these jokes need help go to make me laugh . com for real jokes
  • Alyssa
    and don't you know kids see this don't be using bad word the only reason you would use bad words is your to stupid to think of something else to say and that came straight from billcosbye so are you really THAT stupid or can you figure that out yourself
  • you dont need to know got it
    @Aryana:If it is lame why do you lesson to it or read it ever think of that
  • you dont need to know got it
    @Aryana:If it is lame why do you lesson to it or read it ever think of that
  • %u2764%u2661Madison%u2764%u2661
    @G:Knock knock -who's there?-screw-screw who?-screw you!
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there Yah! Yah who naah!i prefer google.
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there? urine! urine who? URINEsecure don't know what for
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there? repeat! repeat who? ok,who,who,who
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there? barbie! barbie who? barbieque
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there? a door! a door who? adoor one direction
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there? Hoo! Hoo who? Are you a wolf?
  • bfhgdfjgndkgmkdhhgjh
    knock knock who's there? Hula! Hula who? p (if you didn't understand this one i'll explain) knock knock who's there? hula! hula who (hula hoo)? p means (hula hooP) yet not understood the say aloud u would get it
  • AGFGFHBB
    @michelle :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAJDE BDNJDNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNWJJJJJJJJJJJJJDHJWHFBDJSGHDBC JSMKX SJD ESAS DKPWF EK ELR ELO L FPE F F DR;KREF FJKDF GSDKLJENF/;NGFMKX VKZGKJSGLFNASMKG AJSSGKLGFGF NMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMVJFKFJGKFJH;S;V FKJUGSIBNC
  • makayla
    @G:that is so not funny knock knock whos there? iEEp iEEp who? you eat pooh?
  • funny dogs
    really funny i really like it
  • tfyuyfuyfuyfufgufuffufufuufufffu
    I like the jokes but there so stupid I could be playing basketball right now
  • kaylee
    @Kebzlie:that is stupid
  • kaylee
    @hannah lofgren:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words
  • kaylee
    @AGFGFHBB:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words and what does that mean
  • kaylee
    @AGFGFHBB:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words and what does that mean
  • kaylee
    @AGFGFHBB:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words and what does that mean
  • kaylee
    @AGFGFHBB:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words and what does that mean
  • kaylee
    @AGFGFHBB:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words and what does that mean
  • kaylee
    @AGFGFHBB:that is stupid and your stupid that you say bad words and what does that mean
  • Nicole crutchfield
    @ik:Achmed the dead terrorist is hallarias
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