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50 Knock Knock Jokes – Infographic

50 Knock Knock Jokes – Infographic

One of the most mysterious forms of arts is the knock knock jokes. Most of the people have got knock knock joke up on their sleeves. These are the only kind of jokes that people learn to tell. These jokes are usually very silly but people use them to annoy their friends and family and also to make them laugh hard. Knock knock jokes have got a proper format. The joke starts with “Knock knock” and then an inquiry occurs “who’s there?” Then the person who started “knock knock” tells the name. The recipient then asks “Name who?” Then the punch line is delivered as an answer which is a pun usually. So, this is basically a “call and answer” exercise. These jokes can also help the children to develop their language skills. However, knock knock jokes are not only for kids. There are different types of these jokes such as for teenagers, adults etc. You can learn such jokes according to your age group.

Usually, these jokes are not considered to be the funniest in the comedy community but if a knock knock joke is well-thought then it can crack you up for sure. Good knock knock jokes are not easy to craft. The most important element of the knock knock joke is “pun.” So, if you are good at it, then you can craft the best knock knock jokes.

Here, in this infographic, we have provided super funny knock knock jokes that will give you laughing fits. So, are you ready to have a laughter ride? Enjoy the hilarious knock knock jokes and have a good time. You can also share these jokes with your friends and family.

50 Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

1) Amish Who?

Do not underestimate yourself. You are beautiful and you do not look like a shoe at all.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amish

Amish Who?

Really? You don’t look like a shoe

 

2) Mind your Grammar

Have you got bad grammar skills? Then you must learn how to improve your Grammar.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Amish

To Who?

It’s to whom

 

3) You deserve a break

You must get some break from all the work as you look really tired. A good sleep can help though.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Goliath

Goliath Who?

Goliath down, you looketh tired!

 

4) Manners are important

Do you say Thank you very often? If yes, then that’s great. It shows the courtesy and good manners.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank Who?

You are welcome

 

5) The thing between us

The person is knocking on the door. Open it up and let the door get aside.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Adore

Adore Who?

Adore is between us. Open up!

 

6) You break ‘Em, You bought ‘Em

Have you ripped the jeans of your friend? Well! If yes, you need to pay for it.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Euripides

Euripides Who?

Euripides jean, you pay for ‘em

 

7) Haters Gonna hate

Do not worry about haters. Keep doing whatever your heart says. People will not appreciate no matter what you do.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Daisy

Daisy Who?

Daisy me rollin, they hatin’

 

8) And they lived happily ever after

Well, the happily ever after usually occurs in story books only.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Who?

Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad

 

9) Car humor

The cow goes moo and the car goes beep beep!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo Who?

No, car go Beep Beep!

 

10) A good soak

Here we have got another amazing knock knock joke for you. You will enjoy it.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Dwayne

Dwayne Who?

Dwayne the bath tub already, I am drowning!

 

11) America’s got talent

Are you a singing freak? If yes, then this one is definitely for you!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Icing

Icing Who?

Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear

 

12) Vacations time

The best time has just begun! Almost everyone loves to pack bags for vacations.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Alpaca

Alpaca Who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase

 

13)  Introductions

If you are going to introduce yourself in a humorous way then this knock knock joke is the best one to try.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cereal

Cereal Who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you

 

14) Bullies

Do you wanna show your strength?  If yes then this joke is for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Pecan

Pecan Who?

Pecan somebody your own size

 

15) Hidden talents

Well, yodeling is also a talent that very few people possess.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

A little old lady

A little old lady Who?

Dang! All this time I had no idea you could yodel

 

16) Unwelcome guests

You may get some extra knock knock if the door is closed.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Theodore

Theodore Who?

Theodore was not open so I knocked

 

17) Lisper in Love

Are you amongst those people who love lispering in love? If yes, then this one is for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Keith

Keith Who?

Keith me, my tweeth printh

 

18) Lunch is served

What’s in the lunch today? Is that the sandwich or something else? Let’s check out

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Aida

Aida Who?

Aida sandwich for lunch today

 

19) It ain’t summer yet

Just stop asking that who’s on the door and open it as it’s too cold out there and the summer has not arrived yet.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here

 

20) Now it’s going to stay in your stomach for 7 years

Have you ever swallowed a bubble gum accidentally and then heard from the people that it’s going to stay in your stomach for next 7 years?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Oswald

Oswald Who?

Oswald  my bubble gum

 

21) Alien encounters

Have you even seen any extraterrestrial? Yes, I mean any alien?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial Who?

Wait! How many extraterrestrials do you know?

 

22) Don’t make us beg

Are you sick of the awful knock knock jokes? Read this one, it will make you laugh hard.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Police

Police Who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

 

23) Passive-Aggressive

Open the door or otherwise, the person will get angry after excessive knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice

Candice Who?

Candice door open or what?

 

24) Control freak

Here we have got another funniest joke for you. Enjoy it and also tell this joke to your friends and family.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Control freak

Con——-

Okay! Now you will say “Control freak who?!”

 

25) Zoo Picnic

Are you hungry and want to have a grilled hamburger for dinner?  Let’s make a joke out of it then.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Gorilla

Gorilla Who?

Gorilla me a hamburger

 

26) Choose your browser

Most of the people do not use Yahoo. Google is the first choice when it comes to a search engine.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya

Ya Who?

No thanks! I use Bing or Google

 

27) Short-term memory loss

Uh ho! The person might have forgotten the name. Short term memory loss can cause these problems.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Snow

Snow Who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

 

28) Can’t you hear me knocking?

Are you tired of this knock knock? Check your doorbell. Maybe it’s broken.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Figs

Figs Who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken

 

29) Stop, Stop, We can’t take it anymore!

You are not enjoying the jokes. It fine, we have got some more interesting one for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo Who?

Sheesh, I know these jokes are corny but you don’t have to cry about it

 

30) The boy wonder is broke

This hilarious joke is the best one for making your friends ‘laugh out loud’.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Robin

Robin Who?

Robin you, now handover the cash

 

31) Seasonal Allergies

Seasonal Allergies like coughing and sneezing are the worst and can give severe headaches. May God bless you….

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Hatch

Hatch Who?

God Bless You!

 

32) Stop interfering

If it’s not your business then it’s always better to not interfere in other people matters.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nana

Nana Who?

Nana your business

 

33) What are you not getting about me knocking on your door?

Just open the door and let him in, please.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie Who?

Annie way you can let me in now?

 

34) Cause moustaches are funny

Are you a clean shave person or the one with moustaches?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Moustache

Moustache Who?

Moustache you a question but I will shave it for later

 

35) Spelling Bee

Some people love to spell the words. This joke is for all spelling bees out there!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Spell

Spell Who?

Okay fine! W-H-O

 

36) Green Thumb

Water is necessary for plants. Let’s guide the gardener in a funny way

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Water

Water Who?

Water those plants, or they are going to die.

 

37) Music Appreciation

Hey, the favorite song is on the radio. Turn the volume up!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Turnip

Turnip Who?

Turnip the volume, I love this song.

 

38) Finding Closure

Ain’t it a bad habit to eat something with an open mouth?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Closure

Closure Who?

Closure mouth while chewing

 

39) Aw! Nuts

What do you like? Cash or peanuts?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cash

Cash Who?

No thanks! But I would love some peanuts.

 

40) Heart on your sleeve

Let the other person know that how much you love him/her without fearing that what others will think about it.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Olive

Olive Who?

Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

 

41) Self Sufficiency

Tie your shoelaces or otherwise you may fall.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Tyrone

Tyrone Who?

Tyrone shoelaces

 

42) Christmas time is here

It’s Christmas time! Maybe it’s the Santa Clause on the door.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ho-Ho

Ho-Ho Who?

You know, your santa impression could use a little work

 

43) Perfect strangers

Read this hilarious joke to your friends in order to annoy them.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Yacht

Yacht Who?

Yacht to know me by now!

 

44) Compliments will get you everywhere

Here is a perfect knock knock joke for complimenting someone.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes Who?

Dishes a nice place you got here

 

45) Spare Key

You may have got the wrong key. However, the spare key can save you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mikey

Mikey Who?

Mikey does not fit in the key hole

 

46) Ornithology

Do you know what does the owl say?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Owls say

Owls say Who?

Yes, they do

 

47) Stop me if this sounds familiar

Tired of old knock knock jokes? No problem! We have got another fresh joke for you.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Deja

Deja Who?

Knock Knock!

 

48) Mike Snifferpippets

Do you know any Mike Snifferpippets?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Mike Snifferpippets

Mike Snifferpippets Who?

Oh come on! How many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?

 

49) Home security

Home security is the most important thing. So, do not forget to lock the door.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Sherlock

Sherlock Who?

Sherlock your door tight

 

50) Are we almost done here?

So, we are almost done for today. Read all of the jokes here and enjoy your day!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Rhino

Rhino Who?

Rhino every knock knock joke there is

 

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