With our advanced brain and opposable thumbs, mankind, without a doubt, rules the world. Using these two great characteristics, we have come up with many wonderful things that have contributed to the development of civilizations. Sometimes, though, the creative process becomes a seemingly weird mix of strange genius, lack of common sense, skills, and perhaps alcohol. The result: ridiculous inventions.
1. Baby Toupee
Because it's never too early to make your child feel like Donald Trump.
I think my dog will hate me if I make him wear these.
3. To Do Tattoo
What's wrong with writing the list on a piece of paper?
4. Motorized Cone
Some people are just too lazy to rotate their cone when eating ice cream. Hence, the motorized cone. Genius, right?
5. Wine Glass Holder Necklace
How do you walk with this hanging from your neck without spilling your wine?
6. Inflatable Toast
Some of us are so unfortunate that we don't have big lunch bags. In fact, there are some of us that have no lunch bags. Thankfully, we have inflatable toasts that we can just stuff in our back pockets.
7. Infant Hand Pillow
Okay, how freaky are those things?
8. Time Beam
Or you can use your watch. That's cool, too.
9. Paper Email
Wow, there's even a BCC field!
10. Spaghetti Twirler
Another wonderful product for the guy who can't rotate his own ice cream cone.
11. Plastic Wishbone
Why? I have absolutely no idea.
12. Tandem Toilet
Will save your marriage and the environment. But like I said, no thank you.
13. Half Deck
I have always found card games boring. I feel that these will definitely make them more interesting.
14. DVD Rewinder
How I was able to live years watching DVDs without a rewinder is beyond me.
15. Pratone Grass Chair
You pay more than $14,000 for this. I think I'll just go and sit on my yard.
16. Finger Plate
I wish they'd come up with a diamond-encrusted one to match my couture gown.
17. Global Warming Rug
Now that is just depressing. Especially because I'm sure the polar bear will be terrorized by my cat.
18. Lap Pillow
If girls can have the boyfriend pillow, lonely guys can buy this.
19. Dribble Glass
Because normal glasses are just so boring.
20. Wrist Phone Carrier
Can you find anything more chic than that thing?
21. Immersion Scarf
Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.
22. Boyfriend Arm Pillow
I don't know about you but I would be creeped out with this on my bed.
23. Flatulence Deodorizer
Apparently, this is VERY useful.
24. Beer Bra
This is in production. I will be okay with this if they come up with a refrigerated beer bra.
25. Pillow Wig
I think I'll choose coffee over this.