In case you have not heard, we are in the middle of a craft revolution. This revolution may not be as big as the Arts and Crafts movement centuries ago but yeah, we are in it. So you will notice many people peddling their handmade goods just about wherever you look, the world wide web included. Some of these goods are incredibly good that they obviously trump mass-produced items. Others, however, are so ridiculous that only a person of discerning taste (or not) will stand to shell out his or her hard-earned money to buy them.
1. Cannibal Chick
Now this is just mean.
2. Crab Mermaid
Even the mermaid is confused.
3. Adult Toy Cozy
It is essential that you keep your toy warm. Not THAT toy soldier.
Has a new definition. It now means wrap a doll with anything your hand can reach.
5. Assemblage Doll
She sure will make sleeping time interesting.
6. Golden Poo
Now this makes me wish we do poo gold!
7. Alice in Wonderland Necklace
What does it say? The colors remind you of something, right?
This is SO couture.
9. Fish + Squirrel
From the same seller who brought you the Cannibal Chick.
10. Fetus Catnip Toy
Imagine your cat all drugged up and playing with a fetus-shaped toy. THAT IS JUST WRONG.
11. Kitten Head on Amputee Painting
Apparently, this painting is deep and like, you know, full of symbolism and stuff.
12. Eggwyn Pendant
Yes, Id LOVE to have that hanging around my neck. It glows in the dark, too! What joy.
13. Taxidermy Earrings
These are so chic! NOT.
14. Zombie Finger Necklace
Now if the color were different, this would have been okay.
15. Soft Hairy Ball
What on Earth is this supposed to be?
16. Orange Peel Earrings
I have no words.
17. New Moon Wire Earrings
Even handmade artists are banking on the fame of Twilight. It would be okay if they end up making nice enough things, though.
18. Frenzy Necklace
This reminds of this photo I saw comparing a designer runway look to the "style" of a homeless man in Japan. Very hobo chic.
19. Golden Fleece
I dont know…this looks like something you wash your dishes with. I feel itchy just looking at it.
If this becomes fashionable, I will move to another planet.
21. Vintage Crazy Cat
One mans trash is another mans creative outlet.
22. Wood Wand
I dont know about you but where I come from, this is a stick.
23. Flying Heart Taxidermy
Would you want this on your wall?
24. Skeleton Cigarette Pack
5 year old buy can make a box and Sharpie creation that looks better.
25. Tie Dye Silk Scarf
Someone was sick, perhaps?