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25 Funny Shop Notes

25 Funny Shop Notes

Salesclerkship, contrary to popular opinion, is a hard trade. Sitting for long hours surrounded by random customers, constant chatter, occasional shoplifters, chinking change and the ringing cash register is sure loosen some mental seals. Here we present some wonderful notes prepared by some underpaid, over or un-enthusiastic, irate and in some cases extremely passionate salesclerks. 

1. And then no one came

And then no one came


2. Go to a bar

Go to a bar


3. Wheely shoes?

Wheely shoes


4. Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement


5. Bar Cats

Bar Cats


6. WU HA HA HA HA HA

WU HA HA HA HA HA


7. To the Point

To the Point


8. Looks like a good place to Rob

Looks like a good place to Rob


9. Dumb Staff

Dumb Staff


10. Nice place to work

Nice place to work


11. Just like my neighborhood grocery store

Just like my neighborhood grocery store


12. Kiss Here

Kiss Here


13. Apply online

Apply online


14. Appropriate for a Tattoo studio

Appropriate for a Tattoo studio


15. Bang more to fix Temperment

Bang more to fix Temperment


16. Drug Habbit

Drug Habbit


17. Gallant staff

Gallant staff


18. Cheese Thieves

Cheese Thieves


19. Inviting it

Inviting it


20. Or ebonics for that matter

Or ebonics for that matter


21. Ok i will submit now

Ok i will submit now


22. What about pointed sticks?

What about pointed sticks


23. Pocket Patrol

Pocket Patrol


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25. You are Suck-Ass

You are Suck Ass


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