Here are some of the most gut bustingly hilarious album covers ever made. Seriously, what were they thinking !
1. Saveta Jovanovic - Lazone Je,Lazono,Sve Sto Je Tvouje
After having the misfortune of coming across this album cover, I am now forced to reconsider my preference for “natural women”. Eat your heart out Susan Boyle.
2. Herbie Mann - Push Push
This guy married a certain miss Saveta Jovanovic and they lived happily ever after.
3. The Faith Tones - Jesus Use Me
Using these three would be the real test of faith.
4. Riot - Narita
Yeap, that’s an ax-murdering, man-eating Wereferret in Sumo attire being chased by FBI.
5. The Swine Flu Mixed Tape
Sorry but I would prefer to die rather than live in a post apocalyptic world of rappers.
6. Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
With such a well endowed goblin on the cover and songs like “The Werewomb”, this is definitely going to be interesting.
7. Alla Pugatjova - Superman, Every Night and Every Day
A Transylvanian superman with superhuman powers of tomfoolery.
8. William Hung - Hung for the Holidays
Mr. William notsowellHung decided to use his extremely limited graphic art skills for this one. Could have done with some photoshopping on the teeth.
9. Trina - Da Baddest B***H
This bad b***h is sure to bring any dead organ back to life.
The extremely rare Dustin Hoffman LP
11. Top Dog - Slam Dunk’n Hoes
Because now we have had enough of women being used only as sexual objects.
12. Richard and Willie - Funkey Honkey, Nasty Nigger
The belief that ANYONE can make it big in Hip Hop is not an overstatement sir.
13. Millie Jackson - E.S.P.
Perhaps the most distorted and unerotic view of female breasts ever photographed. Looks like she could fit that crystal ball between those jaws.
14. The Handsome Beasts - Bestiality
Good to put any sicko off his animal fetishes
15. Millie Jackson - Back to the S**t
Millie Jackson decided that her magnified breasts were not sick enough. Damn, those are some unlucky flowers.
16. Metallica - Metal up your ass
This will surely fix Millie Jackson’s bowel troubles.
17. Tony Tee - Time to get Physical
I hope after this imprudent attempt at bodybuilding and music, he decided it was time to get sensible.
18. Warrior - The Battle has started
Fat Christian rock musicians in horrible Kiss makeup and songs like “I want a Walmart Girl”. Instant Win!
19. Igor and Natasha
Look what the walrus caught.
20. Norberto de Freitas
I bet no matter how hard you try, you will never look as ridiculous as this guy.
21. The Louvin Brothers - Satan is Real
Another masterclass of creative artwork in Christian music. I guess Satan would be pretty pissed if he saw his depiction.
22. Torment - Beastial Sex
A leatherbound German metalhead was probably the last thing this tormented cow expected up her bottom.
23. Trick Daddy
An early version of Thugscape before it became Thugzilla. The latest version also incorporates a Thugtionary.
24. Don & Seymore
Don Feat. Seymour, The Lockness Monster
25. Swamp Dogg - The Re-Invention of Swamp Dogg
This amphibious invention could have made it to this list: 25 Ridiculous Inventions