Well you have to admit it. No matter what age you are, dirty jokes are the ones that really make you laugh. On the outside, you might pretend to be all embarrassed and shocked but you are still trying hard to contain that explosion of laughter. Continuing on from our entry on the 10 funniest knock knock jokes, here is a choice selection of 25 dirty knock knock jokes.
1. Little Boy Blue
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
2. Amos
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
3. Justin Beiber
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !
4. Merciiiii
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
5. Sick Fetish
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
6. Russian Babe
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck your brains out.
7. Now Ivan
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!
8. Cliff of Dover
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dover.
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
9. Lay You!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!
10. Buster
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?
11. Idaho
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?
12. Drew-Pea
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew Peacock, I’m here about the viagra.
13. Butch, Jimmy and Joe
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe!
14. Henry
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!
15. Cam
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow?
16. Benhur
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.
17. Tex
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!
18. Hey Lady
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the rack on that babe just now??
19. Gladiator
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around
20. Justin II
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Justin.
Justin Who?
Justin Heranus
21. Sizzle
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!
22. Phil
Knock Knock!
Whos There?
Phil.
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin.
23. KK Joke
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.
24. Tushy
Knock Knock!
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts.
25. KGB
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
KGB!
KGB wh–(SLAP!)
WE will ask the questions!!!
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