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25 Dirty Adult Knock Knock Jokes

25 Dirty Adult Knock Knock Jokes

Well you have to admit it. No matter what age you are, dirty jokes are the ones that really make you laugh. On the outside, you might pretend to be all embarrassed and shocked but you are still trying hard to contain that explosion of laughter. Continuing on from our entry on the 10 funniest knock knock jokes, here is a choice selection of 25 dirty knock knock jokes.

1. Little Boy Blue

Michael Jackson

Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!

2. Amos

mosquito

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito bit me!

3. Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber

Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Justin.

Justin who?

Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

4. Merciiiii

Paradon my french

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Parton!

Parton who?

Parton my French!

5. Sick Fetish

saying no

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

6. Russian Babe

brain

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana fuck your brains out.

7. Now Ivan

naughty

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you!

8. Cliff of Dover

surprise

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dover.

Dover who?

Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

9. Lay You!

night

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda Lay you, your lonely nights are over!

10. Buster

Buster

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Buster.

Buster who?

Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

11. Idaho

Door

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Idaho.

Idaho who?

I da ho! Where da John?

12. Drew-Pea

peacock

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Drew.

Drew who?

Drew Peacock, I’m here about the viagra.

13. Butch, Jimmy and Joe

couple hug

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a big hot kiss, and let’s Joe!

14. Henry

King Henry

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

King Henry the Second.

King Henry the Second who?

King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we’ll bring in the strippers!

15. Cam

Pants

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cam.

Cam who?

Camel toe… do you have any pants I can borrow?

16. Benhur

table

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben Hur.

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.

17. Tex

Tex

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango!

18. Hey Lady

juicy

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Juicy.

Juicy who?

Juicy the rack on that babe just now??

19. Gladiator

gladiator

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladiator

Gladiator who?

He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around

20. Justin II

door knob

Knock knock!

Whos There?

Justin.

Justin Who?

Justin Heranus

21. Sizzle

sizzle

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Sizzle!

Sizzle who?

Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

22. Phil

door bell

Knock Knock!

Whos There?

Phil.

Phil Who?

Phil McCrackin.

23. KK Joke

Someone at door

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

24. Tushy

laughing boy

Knock Knock!

Whos There?

Ivanna Seymour.

Ivanna Seymour who?

Ivanna Seymour Butts.

25. KGB

question mark

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

KGB!

KGB wh–(SLAP!)

WE will ask the questions!!!

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2 Comments

  1. Tim O Niel

    October 17, 2016 at 10:22 am

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    cargo.
    cargo who?
    cargo beep beep!!!

  2. angelo lagahit

    November 8, 2016 at 2:30 am

    saved my marriage.
    for to long me and my wife would fight as we had no good knock knock jokes and we would fight about how bad each others jokes where but these 25 jokes brang tears to my eyes as i knew my wife would love them and let us hold on to our marriage.

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