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21 Best Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Win Your Sweetheart

21 Best Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Win Your Sweetheart

Moving on from the funniest movie knock knock jokes, it’s time to present to you something a bit more corny. These knock knock jokes will not only help in making the woman you are trying to impress laugh but will also reflect the flirty and naughty side of you. Whenever you are making an attempt to get in the good books of a woman you are madly in love with, humor can play a crucial role. A cool sense of humor instigates women to get to know you better and helps men to slowly creep into their lives as someone who cares! Try these jokes out and see how things pan out! Best of luck!

1 – I’m Falling in Love with You!

I’m Falling in Love with You!

Elvis Presley lives forever! For those of you who have listened to this all time hit perfect-for-Valentine’s-Day song, a knock knock joke can’t get better than this! Go! Win your sweetheart!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

2 – Honeydew!

Honeydew!

This one is probably one of the most cheesiest, corniest and commonplace pick up lines to have been used in the entire history of mankind. You should also give it a try!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

3 – I love you!

I love you!

Hello! Is it me you’re looking for?; I can see it in your eyes; I can see it in your smile; You’re all I’ve ever wanted; And my arms are open wide; ’cause you know just what to say; And you know just what to do; And I want to tell you so much; “I love you!”

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love you!
I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

4 – I’ll Do Anything for You!

I’ll Do Anything for You!

Emotions get a whole lot intense here with this pretty sentimental knockn knock joke! This one shows deep love for the woman you are in love with!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!

5 – De Niro!

De Niro!

You can’t keep Robert De Niro out of anything, can you! He’s there threatening to punch the President Elect Donald J. Trump right in the face before the election. And after it, he backtracks, saying that he could not fight the most powerful man on earth! And here he is again! Interfering in your love life! Give it a break, De Niro! Will you?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

6 – Egg-cited to Meet You!

Egg-cited to Meet You!

If you are getting really crazy and can’t wait to meet the love of your life, then, we say you are “egg-cited”! This really is an egg-cellent joke for the woman you are trying to impress.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

7 – Love’s in the Air!

Love’s in the Air!

You begin to feel butterflies in your tummy as soon as your loved one is near you! “Candice” be love you are feeling right now? Well, it probably is!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice Who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

8 – Want a Kiss?

Want a Kiss?

Here’s yet another cheesy pick up line! You can get a kiss from me, if you open the goddamn door! That’s the only condition here.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

9 – Who’s the Prettiest of All?

Who’s the Prettiest of All?

This knock knock joke may seem corny, but you can play it up any way you like. You could add a little flirty edge to it by saying she is the prettiest woman of them all!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra Mirra on the wall.

10 – Flowers for Your Flower!

Flowers for Your Flower!

Enough of talking! It’s time for some action. With this knock knock joke, you want to bring the lady some flowers. There’s nothing better than fresh beautiful flowers to win a woman’s heart!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.

11 – Having Fun, Are You?

Having Fun, Are You?

Such a cute, sweet and charming knock knock joke could sweep a woman right off from her feet.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie having fun?

12 – Things Start Heating Up!

Things Start Heating Up!

Intense emotions are getting the better of you and now you are truly into this girl. So much so that you want her to wrap her arms around you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

13 – Cheese a Cute Girl!

Cheese a Cute Girl!

Every girl loves being praised and adored! Grab the attention of the woman of your life with this cheesy knock knock joke. You can tell her she is cute and she’ll love it!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!

14 – Will You Marry Me?

Will You Marry Me?

You better get your prenup ready before you try this one out. This, though, is a pretty cute proposal. Surprise her and win her over!

Knock Knock!
who’s there?
marry.
marry who?
marry me.

15 – Can’t Kiss from Outside!

Can’t Kiss from Outside!

Express your love for the woman you love the most with this cute and flirty knock knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside!

16 – Looking for a Valentine?

Looking for a Valentine?

If you are having trouble while looking for a valentine, then, perhaps this cute little knock knock joke could be of help. She won’t be able to say no after having a good laugh!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

17 – Calm Your Upset Woman Down!

Calm Your Upset Woman Down!

You’ll be my sunny day; I’ll be your shade tree; You’ll be my honeysuckle; I’ll be your honey bee!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee nice and open the door.

18 – Don’t you Recognize Your Boyfriend?

Don’t you Recognize Your Boyfriend?

Time to unleash the truth! Let your girl know who you are and she should have no problem with it!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boyfriend!

19 – Show Your Love!

Show Your Love!

Making an effort to show your love is something very important. This is a very sweet and cute joke that shows your love and affection for the woman you are so madly in love with!

Knock knock!
Whose there?
Aadrvark!
Aadrvark who?
Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles.!

20 – A Big Kiss!

A Big Kiss!

Tell your love that you only want three things: See her, hug her and kiss her!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

21 – Step into My Web!

Step into My Web!

A knock knock joke to trick the woman you are trying to impress into kissing you! Sounds quite corny and why don’t you give it a shot! It might work out!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
ME!

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