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15 Funniest Knock Knock Movie Jokes of All Time

15 Funniest Knock Knock Movie Jokes of All Time

Movies are fun, right? It always feels awesome to jump on your couch or get under your comforter and munch on a bag of yummy delicious popcorn while you watch a movie that shows jaw-dropping action scenes or makes you laugh insanely. We’ve all seen loads of movies in our days! From action to drama, Sci-Fi to comedy and romance to adventure flicks! While movies certainly go a long way in lifting up the spirits of individuals, as part of our ongoing series on Knock Knock Jokes, we bring to you another hilarious set of Knock Knock movie jokes that will do your mental and physical health a lot of good. These jokes based on movies you’ve seen over the years, may produce a chuckle, a snort or even an uncontrollable fit of laughter! What else could help you get rid of the memory of your clogged sink but some really funny jokes?

1- But It was Aliens!

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In a recent interview, George A. Tsoukalos, famous “Ancient Aliens” expert said, “I’m not saying it was Aliens….But it was Aliens!”

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alien

Alien who?

Just how many aliens do you know?

2 – R2-D2: the real Hero

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The Robot from star wars was probably the real hero through all six movies; who saved queens and princesses; fixed hyperdrives left and right; and got shot multiple times! His reward: an oil bath and a X-wing repair chores as a reward!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Art.

Art Who?

R2-D2

3 – Cliffhanger!

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Not another cliffhanger! The suspense is really killing!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Cliff.

Cliff who?

Cliff hanger!

4 – Robert De Niro

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As Di Niro would say, “Remember something! These people don’t give a f**k about you unless you are doing something special for them!”

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

De Niro.

De Niro who?

De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

5 – Doctor Who

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Yes, it’s the same Doctor Who show on TV that shows the protagonist travelling the whole of time and space and all he encounters are the British!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

He’s on television.

6 – Elementary

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“For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening!”, quoted from CBS version of Sherlock Holmes!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Elly.

Elly who?

Elly-mentary, my dear Watson!

7 – Luke Skywalker

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Is it the same Luke from Star Wars who proclaimed that he was a Jedi and Jedis didn’t kill people? Well, he actually ended up blowing death star, causing the death of just about 5 million people!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke, you gonna open the door or what, it’s cold as Hoth out here!

8 – Lord Voldemort is Back!

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Lord Voldemort might not be having his nose back any time soon but he definitely is looking for baits to make more horcruxes to get a piece of him inside them!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

You Know.

You Know who?

Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

9 – Hasta La Vista Baby!

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The terminator is fighting tooth and nail to prevent the human race from the dominion of machines, “Hasta La Vista Baby!”

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Pasta.

Pasta Who?

Pasta La Vista Baby!

10 – Horton hears a Who!

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So let that be a lesson one to all; a person is a person, no matter how small!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Horton hears a!

Horton hears a who?

Didn’t know you still read Dr. Seuss.

11 – Give Me My Oscar!

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This year’s nominees for Oscar are Leonardo Di Caprio, Leonardo Di Caprio and Leonardo Di Caprio! And the winner is MATT DAMON!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Oscar!

Oscar who?

Oscar if she wants to go to an awards show.

12 – Sherlock Holmes

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When in doubt….Who are you kidding! Sherlock Holmes is never in doubt!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes who?

Sherlock Holmes somebody could break in.

13 – Dwayne

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If ya smell what the Rock is cooking? Do you smell anything? Me neither! Let’s start cooking rather knocking then!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Dwayne!

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the Knock Johnson!

14 – Russia

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Don’t nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouf!!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Russia!

Russia who?

Russia Hour 3 was absolutely horrible.

15 – X-men Goes On and On!

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X-men movies are so unrealistic I mean Wolverine as a Canadian, never says, “Sorry”. Do you have anything to add Professor Charles Xavier?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Xavier.

Xavier who?

Xavier breath and open the door!

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