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100 Knock Knock Funny jokes

100 Knock Knock Funny jokes

Knock knock jokes are the purest form of entertainment for both children and adults. According to various sources, these jokes came into existence thanks to Shakespeare who first used this particular format in his play, Macbeth. Since then there have been countless such jokes made by people of all ages. Parents use these jokes with their kids for speech development. Youngsters and adults use them for sheer amusement. Some of the versions of these jokes are quite inappropriate while others are harmless. In today’s post, we have listed 100 knock knock funny jokes that can be used in any setting and can be cracked with individuals of all ages. So, without any further delay, let us start the funnehs.

  1. Open the door!

Stop whatever you are doing and just open the door to see who’s there!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!

  1. Someone is waiting outside

If you are hearing the knock knock then open the door, the other person is waiting outside. Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Open the door!

  1. Do you love Kentucky fried chicken?

Who does not love to eat Kentucky fried chicken? I guess almost everyone likes it.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

  1. Cow is on the door

Ain’t you amazed to see cow knocking?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupt-
Moo!!

  1. Waiting anxiously

The person is waiting anxiously. Let him in please.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open?

  1. You did up who?

One of the hilarious jokes! You will enjoy it definitely.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I did up.
I did up who?
Ha ha you did a poo!

  1. It’s play time

The boy decided to come over to get some fun.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!

  1. Uh ho! Wrong door

You may have knocked the wrong door. Check it again!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness, wrong door!

  1. Please let the guests in!

The best joke to tell your friends who always open the door late.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

  1. Panther who?

It’s swimming time! Let’s have some summer fun.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m going thwimming!

  1. Who’s there?

In order to know that who is on the door, you need to open the door.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?

  1. Stay aside

It seems like no one wants you to come in.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wants to let me in?

  1. Sweet gesture!

Do you need a kiss? Then open the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

  1. So excited…

Are you so excited to meet your friend? She must also be very excited to see you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!

  1. Hilarious joke

Here is another funniest knock knock joke. Tell this joke to your friends also.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…

  1. Get the things aside

Clear the way so that the guests can come in!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!

  1. Interrupting pirate!

You must be enjoying the jokes. Here is another one.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupt… ARRRRRRRRR!

  1. Special smile

There is always someone special whose smile means a world to you

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

  1. Wanna hang out?

If you are getting bored and wanna ask your friend for a hangout then try this joke.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

  1. It’s late already

If you are waiting on the door for your friend, then tell this joke to him. He will enjoy it.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!

  1. Another joke?

Do you want to hear another joke? It seems like you are enjoying these jokes much.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

  1. Ewww!

This hilarious joke will give you laughing fits.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Eww, no thanks. I don’t want to smell your poo!

  1. Knock Knock!

This knock knock joke will bring a smile on your face and will brighten up your day!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor knuckleth from knocking!

  1. Thirsty!

Are you feeling thirsty?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!

  1. Laugh out loud!

This joke is little longer but I assure you that it will make you to laugh out loud.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot’s house.

  1. Anee who?

The best part of the knock knock jokes is the “pun.” This joke has got a perfect pun element.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!

  1. Another “let me in” joke

Let your friends in please. Otherwise they are going to tell you anther knock knock joke.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?

  1. Open the door!

Someone is knocking. Please open it up.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?

  1. Wanna go to movies

Do you want to go to watch movies but you don’t have enough money for it? Do not worry! You can tell this joke to your parents to ask them for money in a funny manner.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

  1. Enough knock knock!

Are you enjoying the jokes or just got tired of them? We have got some more exciting jokes for you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

  1. Surprise visit

Everyone loves the surprise visits but only in that case if the person who pays a surprise visit is your favorite one.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.

  1. Why you talking this way!

Is your friend talking in a different manner?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouf dat why I talk dis way!

  1. Are you nuts?

If someone has gone nuts then this is the best joke to make him realize that how crazy he is!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!

  1. Merry Christmas!

It is the best way to wish Merry Christmas to your friends and family.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

  1. Hold on!

Is your friend getting annoyed by your jokes? Ask them not to cry. It’s just a joke.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke.

  1. It’s being too late!

Open the door as soon as possible.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

  1. Are you home?

We have got another clean and funny joke for you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

  1. Feeling hungry….

Are you feeling hungry? Ask your friend for some good eating place.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

  1. Robin again!

Have you been robbed before? Well, the robbers are here again.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

  1. May be the love letter…..

Have you got the letter already?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

  1. Tell the way home!

This joke is probably the best for asking the address from someone.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?

  1. Says who?

We hope that you are enjoying the jokes. Keep on reading.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?

  1. Psychiatrist is here!

Are you curious to see the psychiatrist? Let’s see why he’s here.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

  1. Mary Lee!

Tell this joke to your friends and have good time with them.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee down the stream.

  1. Amusing piece!

Did you have a bad day at work? If yes, then this joke can help to make it better.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good locks lately?

  1. Sit down please!

Have you got sick of listening to someone? Then ask him to be quiet in a funny way.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

  1. Summer time!

Have the summers arrived already?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie air is hot out here!

  1. Better knock knock…

You can tell this joke after hearing some weird knock knock.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.

  1. Open up!

If your friend is not opening the door then tell him this joke. It will work for sure.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Island!
Island who?
Island here and you won’t open up!

  1. How are you?

Want to ask “how are you?” in a different way? Try this one!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine. Hawaii you?

  1. What are you doing?

Tell this joke and your friends will know that you are watching them.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?

Icy what you are doing!

  1. Teach them!

A perfect way of teaching your kids some eating manners.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?

Frostbite yer food, then chew it!

  1. Cold winter days!

You can say it when you are stepping out on a cold winter day.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Guitar!
Guitar who?

Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!

  1. Animals knock knock joke

Yes, there is a knock-knock joke about everything, even about animals.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?

A Mosquito bit me.

  1. Long beak…

Guess the bird with a long orange beak.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?

Toucan play this game!

  1. Find out who’s there!

What do you do when you hear the knock knock on the door?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out.

  1. Dessert joke!

Enjoy this dessert joke with some soda on the side.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda!
Ice Cream Soda who?

Ice cream soda whole world will hear.

  1. Kiwi who?

Are you talking about a fruit or a bird?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?

Kiwi go to the store?

  1. Veggies are best for health

You can tell this joke on the dining table to make your kids have some veggies.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eat.
Eat who?

Eat your veggies!

  1. Let’s learn some manners

You can tell this joke to teach some table manners!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?

Peas pass the butter!

  1. The veggie joke!

Most of the people do not like green leafy veggies, but they will enjoy this joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Lettuce go to the park!

  1. Beets…

This joke will definitely make you laugh hard.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?

Beets me! I thought you knew.

  1. Cute knock knock joke

Let’s talk about karate moves with this funniest and cute joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?

Carrot-e CHOP

  1. Let’s laugh more

This one is a childish joke that your kid will enjoy a lot.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

  1. Pokemon Style

Just tell your little one to do what you say in a Pokemon-style!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewott.
Dewott who?

Dewott I say!

  1. Wynaut who?

Let’s use a Pokemon’s name to ask a simple question.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wynaut.
Wynaut who?

Wynaut come out to play!

  1. Hilarious joke!

This joke is all about taking your pooch to the vet!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Arcainine
Arcainine who?

Arcainine needs to go to the vet!

  1. Another pokemon joke

This  knock-knock joke is on Raichu who is a cute orange-colored Pokemon.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Raichu.
Raichu who?

Raichu are!

  1. Pokemon-dinosaur!

This joe is best for kids. It is on Ivysaur who is the Pokemon-dinosaur!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivysaur.
Ivysaur who?

Ivysaur wrist.

  1. It’s Pokemon time

You can tell this joke to your kids when they are watching Pokemon.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Rhydon.
Rhydon who?

You are Rhydon time!

  1. Oh! I forgot..

Here is a cute way of letting the other person know that you forgot something!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?

Amy ‘fraid I’ve forgotten!

  1. Awww!

You can tell this cute knock-knock joke to your friends.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?

Frank you for being my friend! (aww)

  1. A cowboy!

This joke is from the Wild Wild West!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yaw.
Yaw who?

Are you a cowboy?

  1. Wire who?

Here is a childish question about knock knock jokes.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?

Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

  1. Need a help!

Try this knock-knock joke when you want to get help from someone.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?

Needle little help in the kitchen.

  1. Here I come!

A cool misuse of the word ‘radio’!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?

Radio (ready or) not, here I come!

  1. Alice in Wonderland

Here is a knock knock joke about Alice in Wonderland.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Allison.
Allison who?

Allison Wonderland is a fun story!

  1. Who can tell more jokes?

Do you know a lot of knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icon.
Icon who?

Icon tell more knock-knock jokes than you can.

  1. Happy Birthday!

This joke is the best to tell at a birthday party!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?

Bertha-day greetings!

  1. Many Happy returns of the day!

Wish your friends Happy Birthday by telling them this joke.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

  1. Bell Ain’t working!

It seems like there is something wrong with the bell.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?

Tinker Bell is out of order!

  1. Halloween is here

People wait for Halloween all year to have some fun.

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?

Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

  1. Halloween candy!

Here is a cool way to ask for candy when you go trick-or-treating

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?

Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

  1. Halloween joke!

Tell this cute knock knock joke to your friends on a Halloween party.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?

Twick or Tweet!

  1. Another Hallloween candy joke!

Ask for candy by telling this cool knock knock joke.

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

  1. Happy Howloween!

How do wolves wish you a happy Halloween?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wolvesly.
Wolvesly who?

Wolvesly say Happy Halloween!

  1. Dr. Jeckyll And Mr. Hyde

So, we are introducing Dr. Jeckyll And Mr. Hyde with this joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde!

  1. Frozen joke

This joke is for all the Frozen movie lovers.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
You.
You Who?

Yoo Hoo Big Summer Blowout.

  1. Winter is Here!

This joke is for the cold and freezing winter time!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?

Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

  1. 3:30 who?

Want to enjoy some doctor jokes? Let’s have a look

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
3:30.
3:30 who?
I made a doctor appointment for 3:30! 

  1. Feeling sick!

If you are not feeling well then this joke is best to tell your situation.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, i’m sick!

  1. Enjoy the joke!

Here we have got another doctor joke for you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started till 8 o’clock.

  1. Favorite childhood poem!

All of you must have learned “Baba Black sheep” poem in childhood

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?

  1. What do Dinosaurs do?

Do you know the sound of Dinosaurs?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

  1. Arfur who?

Tell this funny joke to your friends to make the laugh.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

  1. Need a pencil!

Tell this joke if you need to borrow something from someone.

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

  1. Wait until Christmas

Christmas is the best time to open all the gifts.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut open it until Christmas.

  1. Have you passed your bedtime?

Here is a joke on bedtime.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pasture

Pasture who?

Pasture bedtime

  1. Anybody home?

Tell this joke if you need to check if anyone’s at home or not.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eddie

Eddie who?

Eddie body home?

  1. Leave me alone, please!

You can use this joke for letting the other person know that you need some time alone.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone.

 

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