Kids are by nature attracted towards funny stuff. Humor is one of the best forms of entertainment since the dawn of time. Many studies confirm that wit is a sign of an intelligent mind in terms of originality which is why introducing kids to simplest forms of jokes from a small age helps in developing their personality and nurturing their creative intelligence. This is the main reason why the entertainment companies add the element of humor to their shows and cartoons. But in this age it is quite difficult to find age appropriate jokes which is why, in today’s post, we have listed 100 funny knock knock jokes for kids that are free from all kinds of negativity. So, let us begin our kids focused funny list of jokes.
1) BEEP BEEP…
How does the car go?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo, who?
Car go “beep beep. Vroom, vroom!”
2) I am here….
Open the door and see who’s lying on the door step.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion, who?
Lion on your doorstep – open up!
3) Stop crying!
Have you ever cried by seeing someone at your door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo, who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!
4) Happy Birthday!
This joke provides one of the best ways of wishing Birthday to your friend.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby, who?
Abby birthday to you!
5) I didn’t sneeze
Do you say “Bless you” when someone sneezes?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless, who?
I didn’t sneeze!
6) Its cold out here
The winter is here again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce, who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!
7) Your neighbor…
Don’t you recognize your neighbor?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you
8) Owls say who
Let’s see what the owls say.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls, who?
Yes, they do!
9) Turn up the volume
If it’s your favorite song then just turn up the volume and enjoy the music.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip, who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here
10) Bless you!
It’s a good habit to say “Bless you” when someone sneezes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ah chu
Ah chu, who?
Bless you!
11) Robbers are here
Have you ever caught by robbers? It’s the most frightening thing ever.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin YOU! NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!
12) Knock Knock
You will hear a lot of knock knock on the door if you have got no door bell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
13) Poo-Poo
Your kids will love this joke. So brighten up their day by telling them this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poop
Poop who?
HAHAA made you say poo-poo!
14) MOO!
It is the best way of teaching your kids the sounds of different animals.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow-go
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
15) May I come in:
This joke is more about ethics as it is a good habit to take permission before getting in.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
16) I scream…
Want to get a joke out of your kid’s favorite thing (ice cream)? We have got it for you here.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
17) Funny joke:
Tell this joke to your little one to make him laugh out loud.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
18) WHO WHO!
Seems like there is an owl in the house! The kids will surely love these sounds.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
19) Hey, What’s the issue!
You can use this joke to ask someone for his/her surprise existence in your house.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
20) Tease your kids:
You can tease your kids with this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
21) Give me some peanuts:
If your kids love peanuts then this joke is best fit for them.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
22) Hilarious joke!
The children will love this funny joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
23) Vacations time…
Kids love to have some fun and vacations is the best time to enjoy.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
24) Loose it!
Do not tighten the elastic of your little ones. They may get rashes.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lucy!
Lucy, who?
Loose elastic and stinky undies!
25) The interrupting cow
The children will love and enjoy the sound of cow.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow
The interrupting cow wh….
MOO!
26) Leave me alone please…
The best joke to tell when you want to get some time alone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
27) Learn some manners:
This joke will not only make your kids laugh but will also teach them some manners.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
28) Get on to some work
Get your kids to do something for you by telling them this hilarious joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
29) Silly one
Your little stars will love this silly joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who
Wooden shoe (wouldn’t you) like to hear another joke?
30) Open the door
This joke has got some logic with pun!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking!
31) Boohuu…
If your kids are crying then you can make them laugh by telling them this funniest joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Oh don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
32) Broken pencil
This joke is the best for eight-year-old kids.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who.
Oh never mind. This joke is pointless.
33) Best for kids:
This joke will help you to knock some music sense into your kid.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.
34) Long joke:
This joke is different from a standard knock-knock joke, but it is super cute and funny.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See, you already forgot me!
35) I love who:
You can ask who your kid loves with the help of this funny joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!
36) Love you:
Tell your kids that how much you love them with this silly knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eyesore
Eyesore who?
Eyesore (I sure) do love you!
37) Greet your kids
You can greet your little ones in a funny way.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug!
38) Birthday wishes:
Here we have got another way by which you can wish a kid on his birthday.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
39) May you have many more:
Your kids will love telling this joke at a birthday party of their friends.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
40) Bug who?
You can tell someone to stop bugging you by reading them this joke.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bug
Bug who?
Bugging you, that’s who!
41) Bar-Be-Que Chicken:
If BBQ chicken is the favorite food of your kids the this joke is for them.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie, who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
42) It’s freezing already:
Enjoy this joke with your little ones.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken, who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
43) What’s for lunch today?
Tell the menu of today’s lunch to your kids in a hilarious way.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada, who?
Ada burger for lunch!
44) Another funniest joke:
This joke will burst your kids into laughter.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo, who?
Amarillo nice guy!
45) Are you ready?
Make your kids get ready for school by telling them this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio, who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come!
46) Tie the laces:
Ask your kids to tie the shoe laces.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tyrone
Tyrone, who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
47) Adam…
Brighten the day of your children by reading this joke for them.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adam
Adam, who?
Adam my way I’m coming through!
48) Need a pencil
Your little ones can ask for a pencil from their friends with this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita, who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
49) Wayne who?
Here is another silly joke for your toddlers.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne, who?
Wayne drops are falling on my head
50) Enjoy the joke
Kids will definitely love this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter, who?
I butter not tell you
51) What’s wrong with the door bell?
If the door bell is broken then this joke fits in that scenario.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs, who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
52) Kiwi fruit or Kiwi animal?
Teach your kids the difference between Kiwi fruit and Kiwi animal with this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi, who?
Kiwi go to the store?
53) Yahoo!
Make your toddlers little more excited with this joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there
Ya
Ya, who?
I’m excited to see you too!
54) ABCD….
The best way of teaching alphabets to your kids…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
55) Kids will love the joke
This joke will change the mood of your kids.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!
56) T-Rex..
Enjoy this hilarious joke with your children.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!
57) Little boy
Kids will love this joke as they cannot reach the door bell.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
58) Another long joke:
Let’s have something different.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana again?!
59) Are you nuts?
If your children have gone crazy then tell them this joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
60) Silly joke:
Here is another silly knock knock joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
61) Let me in please
This joke will burst your kid into laughter.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beef
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
62) Catch up….
If your little ones are in a bad mood then cheer them with this joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
63) Orange who?
Here is another hilarious joke to enjoy.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
64) Sssshh it’s a secret:
If your toddler is asking silly questions then you can use this joke to shush them up.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!
65) Anybody there?
Is there anyone at home who can open the door?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
66) Knock Knock
Your kids can tell this joke to their friends who do not open the door quickly.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
67) Clear the way:
Tell this joke to your kids in order to ask them to keep their toys aside and clear the way.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
68) Thankyou!
It’s all about speaking nicely.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
69) Bell ain’t working
You can tell this knock knock joke before knocking the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Is the bell working, I had to knock.
70) I am your neighbor….
Best joke to tell when you visit your neighbors.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
71) Winter time
It’s freaking cold outside.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?
72) Recognize me..
You can ask your kids that whether they recognize you by voice or not.
Knock, Knock
Who’ s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
73) Get little closer
Show your love to the little ones by telling them this amazing joke.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
74) Silly knock knock joke
This joke is little silly but definitely the children will enjoy this.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
75) Mikey who?
Have you brought the wrong key?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
76) Don’t interfere
Do not interfere in others matters if it’s not your problem.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business who’s there.
77) Why you knocking
You got sick of knock knock? Then get a door bell.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
78) Who’s there?
We have got another amazing knock knock joke for your kids.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
79) Shut the door
You can teach your kids to shut the door tight with this joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
80) Will ring the bell…
Ofcourse no one would knock if the bell would work fine.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
81) It’s cold
The winter is here again.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
82) Find out who’s there?
Let’s see who’s on the door.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
83) Silly joke
Here is another silly joke but kids of fewer than 5 years will love this one.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
84) Where the carrots gone?
If your children love bunnies then this joke is for them.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny!
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
85) Can you say it again?
Enjoy another hilarious joke and also share it with your kids.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
86) Have you knocked before?
Let your kids laugh out loud with this joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
87) Let’s play…
Kids can tell this joke to their friends for asking them to play.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe!
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?
88) Wow! Nice place
You can tell this joke for complimenting a place.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
89) Doctor!
Have you seen the TV show doctor?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that TV show?
90) Little kid…
Kids cannot reach the door bell so this joke suites them best.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
91) Funniest joke:
This joke has got the funniest pun.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
92) Grammar mistakes
Teach grammar to your kids with this joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
93) Open the door
You wanna know who’s on the door? Open it then.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
94) Need help
Ask for help from your kids by telling this joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
95) Scold who:
Enjoy another knock knock joke.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
96) Will you remember me?
The best joke to ask your friends whether they remember you or not.
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
97) Tell the way home
The toddlers can ask the way home in a funny way.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
98) What’s on TV
Ask what is on TV by telling this hilarious joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?
99) Cuckoo….
Hey, do not call me cuckoo.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
100) W-H-O
Teach spellings to your kids with this joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
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