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10 Incredibly Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Husbands

10 Incredibly Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Husbands

Marriage is certainly a turbulent experience. One gets really fortunate end up with a spouse who can transform difficulties, temptations and misunderstandings into funny jokes. Women are always attracted to men with a great sense of humor. It’s not that women can’t have a good sense of humor. Our post on the funny knock knock jokes for women is a testimony to this fact. Nevertheless, as mentioned above, being in a wedlock has its ups and downs. The stresses and strains of life can really take their toll on individuals. That’s exactly why it’s very important to laugh together through all the hardships and tribulations that life has to offer. This week we bring to you a bunch of incredibly funny knock knock jokes for husbands so that they can help their wives see a lighter side of things.

1 – You, My Dear! Are in Trouble!

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Pee in a urinal and no one bats an eye! Pee with the door open and everyone loses their mind! Hey, but this funny knock knock joke will make your beloved better half laugh like mad!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Urine!
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door!

2 – Obama Who?

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Obama who? Obamacare? Well, there are about 317 million people in America and they ended up spending $360 million on just introducing Obamacare? They should have given each citizen a million bucks and save some money!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obaaaammaaa seeeellfff, don’t wanna be Obaaaamaaa seeeelf anymore!

3 – Husband or the CD Guy?

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Just be a bit naughty with your wife and share with her this hilarious knock knock joke to make her burst into laughter. Anyways, CD skipping! That’s a sound we haven’t heard in a long time!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
CD!
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep!

4 – Bossy Wife!

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Is your wife bossy? Does she make simple suggestions without options? Or does she know what you should be doing? If you are one of those timid husbands, then perhaps this funny knock knock joke will crack your wife up!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!

5 – Time to Be Nice!

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Is it really true that marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life? This cute knock knock joke will definitely help your wife forget all the anxieties of her everyday life!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

6 – Have Fun Together!

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Whenever your wife wonders how she puts up with you, never forget to let her know that you put up with her! Nevertheless, this funny knock knock joke will help you two spend some jolly good time together!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I’m out here, right?

7 – Be the Husband that You Are!

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he cleaned the whole house!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?

8 – Armageddon the Movie!

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While on the set of Armageddon, Ben Affleck asked the film director, Michael Bay, why NASA would bother sending an inexperienced drill crew into space when it would be easier to teach astronauts how to drill! Michael Bay told him to shut up!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

9 – Can’t Stay Away!

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Here’s a lovely knock knock joke to show how much you love your wife and can’t even wait for the door to get opened and wrap her in your arms!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Venice!
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open?

10 – Stuck Forever!

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Once a husband told her wife what WIFE stood for: Without Information Fighting Everytime! Here’s the response he got from his wife: With Idiot Forever!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!

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