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10 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Men

10 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Men

Sense of humor is the first and foremost thing everyone is looking for in a potential significant other or a friend or virtually anyone you have to spend time with. There are plenty of reasons and lots of history behind why most guys turn into comedians on their first date. There’s also a reason why most girls end up dating one that makes them laugh. From the best knock knock jokes for boyfriends and dirty (adult) knock knock jokes, it’s time to make a move to funny knock knock jokes for men. Guys, we want you to become stand up comedians! Yes, it’s very important to portray a great sense of humor if you want to make a name for yourself among your friends and obviously among women. What better way to show the funny side of you on your first date than knock knock jokes? Let’s have a look!

1 – It’s Time to Show Your Flirty Side

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Inside their heads, most men are expert flirts. But when it comes time for them to actually flirt, they are more or less like bananas who tripped over themselves! This knock knock joke will help you get your confidence right!

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra Mirra on the wall!

2 – Make Your Next Move!

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Hey girl! Do you need an electron? Because you and I should bond! Yes, it’s the right time to make your next move. Make her realize that you are so into her!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Vitamin me!
Vitamin me who?
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me!

3 – Miss You Big Time!

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Let your date know that you miss her like a fat kid misses cake! Or you miss her so much that you want to write it on a rock and throw it at her face so that she knows how much it hurts to miss her!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amish
Amish who?
A mish you too!

4 – The Heat is On!

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Is your personality from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin it! This corny knock knock joke looks to be a pretty cool excuse to get closer to your woman!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lenna!
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you!

5 – Make Her Laugh Like Hell!

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You are on your first date with her and it seems there’s a connection establishing between you too! This hilarious knock knock joke will make her erupt into unstoppable fits of laughter! Give it a try!

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Knicker-less girls shouldn’t climb trees!

6 – Who’s Going to Pay?

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Who would pay the bill for the date? May be you can try this cheap knock knock joke and get away from it! After all men and women are equal, right?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Nah! I’d rather have a peanut!

7 – Where’s the Cake?

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Won’t it be a nice gesture to share this cute knock knock joke with your date if you happened to find out that it was her birthday? Hey! And if you order for a cake, it would definitely be icing on your date!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abbywho?
Abby birthday to you!

8 – Appreciate Her Beauty!

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Tell your date how gorgeous she’s looking if you are really into her! Tell her that you got blinded by her beauty. So you are going to need her number for insurance purposes!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pretty!
Pretty who?
Pretty you silly!

9 – It’s Magic!

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A potion that makes you go crazy for a girl you normally wouldn’t consider? In the muggle world, we call it booze! But this knock knock joke can bring a smile on the face of your date!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goatee
Goatee who?
Goatee believe in magic!!!

10 – Love’s in the Air!

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If you are sad about being alone on Valentine’s day, remember, nobody loves you on the other days of the year either! Hold on! You’re on a date and you could have it all fixed! Can’t you? Get your date to accompany you this valentine!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Value!
Value who?
Value be my valentine?

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