According to certain polls, a sense of humor is the fourth most important trait that men look for in a women – above general body type. May be the men surveyed were telling a lie (we all know men lie!). Or may be there is something really attractive about a woman who cracks you up. In our last post, we share with our readers 10 funny knock knock jokes for men. Itâ€™s your turn ladies! Letâ€™s go through some of the funniest knock knock jokes that will help you get closer to people who matter the most in your lives!
1 – Merry Christmas Yâ€™all!
Please note: Christmas is cancelled! Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year! He died laughingâ€¦ Nevertheless use this cute knock knock joke to brighten everyoneâ€™s day up!
2 – Early Bird Gets the Worm!
I wish I were a glow worm; a glow worm never glum; â€˜cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out of your bum! This should bring a smile to Henriettaâ€™s face even if she were your friend.
Henrietta worm that was in his apple!
3 – Claire Underwood vs Cersei Lannister
I would love to see Claire Underwood from House of Cards in a one-on-one duel against Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones! Boy, that would be some fun!
Claire the way; Iâ€™m coming in!
4 – Jingle Bell!
Dashing through the snow; on a one horse open sleigh; oâ€™er the fields we goâ€™ laughing all the way! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! This one is a cute knock knock joke and can be cracked up on the Christmas eve. Let them all know that youâ€™ve got some humor in you, girl!
Rena this bell doesn’t jingle!
5 – McVodka Time!
â€œA vodka, please!â€. â€œSir! This is McDonaldâ€™sâ€. â€œOk, a McVodka, please! And make it Super Size!â€. This one will get your friends and dear ones laughing madly!
6 – Helena Who?
Hey, hereâ€™s a suggestion for Tim Burton, the famous American Film Director and Producer. He should just make a movie called â€œJohnny Deppâ€. Plot twist: â€œJohnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter!â€
7 – Girl Scout Cookies!
Girl scout cookies are lifeâ€™s way of rewarding you for giving up on your new yearâ€™s resolutions! Hey remember: everytime you buy imitation girl scout cookies, youâ€™re punching a little girlâ€™s dreams in the face!
Bison girl scout cookies!
8 – Youâ€™re Falling in Love!
This is a cute little romantic knock knock joke that you can share with the love of your life and bring a nice smile on his face.
Olive you. Do you love me too?
9 – Show Your Flirty Side!
There are women who adhere to a version of flirting that merely consists of looking at someone they find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than them! Donâ€™t be such a lady! Come on! Show your flirty side!
Stupid you, thatâ€™s who!
10 – Be the Naughty Girl You Are!
This is a corny knock knock joke that will allow you to showcase your naughty side! Hey! Let them come after you!
Nanna your business, thatâ€™s who!