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10 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Women

10 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Women

According to certain polls, a sense of humor is the fourth most important trait that men look for in a women – above general body type. May be the men surveyed were telling a lie (we all know men lie!). Or may be there is something really attractive about a woman who cracks you up. In our last post, we share with our readers 10 funny knock knock jokes for men. It’s your turn ladies! Let’s go through some of the funniest knock knock jokes that will help you get closer to people who matter the most in your lives!

1 – Merry Christmas Y’all!


Please note: Christmas is cancelled! Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year! He died laughing… Nevertheless use this cute knock knock joke to brighten everyone’s day up!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

2 – Early Bird Gets the Worm!


I wish I were a glow worm; a glow worm never glum; ‘cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out of your bum! This should bring a smile to Henrietta’s face even if she were your friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple!

3 – Claire Underwood vs Cersei Lannister


I would love to see Claire Underwood from House of Cards in a one-on-one duel against Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones! Boy, that would be some fun!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!

4 – Jingle Bell!


Dashing through the snow; on a one horse open sleigh; o’er the fields we go’ laughing all the way! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! This one is a cute knock knock joke and can be cracked up on the Christmas eve. Let them all know that you’ve got some humor in you, girl!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn’t jingle!

5 – McVodka Time!


“A vodka, please!”. “Sir! This is McDonald’s”. “Ok, a McVodka, please! And make it Super Size!”. This one will get your friends and dear ones laughing madly!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Russian who?

6 – Helena Who?


Hey, here’s a suggestion for Tim Burton, the famous American Film Director and Producer. He should just make a movie called “Johnny Depp”. Plot twist: “Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter!”
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Helana who?
Helena handbasket!

7 – Girl Scout Cookies!


Girl scout cookies are life’s way of rewarding you for giving up on your new year’s resolutions! Hey remember: everytime you buy imitation girl scout cookies, you’re punching a little girl’s dreams in the face!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!

8 – You’re Falling in Love!


This is a cute little romantic knock knock joke that you can share with the love of your life and bring a nice smile on his face.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?

9 – Show Your Flirty Side!


There are women who adhere to a version of flirting that merely consists of looking at someone they find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than them! Don’t be such a lady! Come on! Show your flirty side!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who!

10 – Be the Naughty Girl You Are!


This is a corny knock knock joke that will allow you to showcase your naughty side! Hey! Let them come after you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna who?
Nanna your business, that’s who!

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