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10 Dumbest Pick Up Lines to Make You Laugh

10 Dumbest Pick Up Lines to Make You Laugh

It can be lots of fun to read the single lines but these lines can also cause headaches. You can get these headaches by reading stupid pickup lines. But the dumb pickup lines are famous and are here since long time. The trend of these pick up lines is not going to get old in the near future. Here, we have gathered the ten dumbest pickup lines that have been said ever. Let’s have a look.

1. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is it hot in here or is it just you

This is surely the hottest pick up line of the moment. You may have heard this popular pickup line of television or you may also have seen it on your friend’s t-shirt. Even the characters are saying this pickup line on kid shows. Though, this pickup line shows your desperateness. So, the people who are pretty desperate may use this pickup line. No one will take it as a decent line though; as it seems very cheesy. Do you want to give some good response to this line? Try this one: “Is it cold in here or is it just me?”

2. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

No, I’m Miss wrong, sorry

Women do not like the boys who are self-obsessed. So there is a high probability that the woman is turning her back on you if you would tell her this stupid pick up line. This line has also been translated into many other languages but women really not enjoy this. Are you thinking of a good answer for this? Try this one:  “No, I’m Miss wrong, sorry.”

3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Is that a mirror in your pocket

Some people think that this line usually works on teenage girls. As teenage is the only phase of life when you enjoy ridiculous things. So, do not expect that a mature girl will ever enjoy this line. You can even get a slap. A good comeback that girls can use is “No, that’s the shiny keys to my boyfriend’s Harley parked just outside.”

4. Does heaven know they’re missing an angel?

Does heaven know they’re missing an angel

This pickup line is just so obsequious and just so wrong. It could even be offensive if it was said to the wrong woman. Some people might feel that this line is sacrilegious, while others might simply think it’s stupid. It’s true that songs have been written about “heaven missing an angel,” so leave this line to those who can make it sound lyrical and not simply like a cheesy pickup line.

5. Are those astronaut pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

Are those astronaut pants

This is a senseless pickup line. Have ever an astronaut pant made anyone’s butt look good? Hell no! Astronaut pants are big and baggy so this is a lame pick up line. I know it’s not necessary to find logic behind everything or specifically a pickup line but this one is really weird.

6. You must be tired...because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

You must be tired

Another old, tired pick up line that your grandfather probably used on your grandmother, this line has been around since the Stone Ages. I can even recall Porky Pig using a variation of this line on a potential conquest in an old Looney Tunes cartoon. Anyone who is fed this ancient pick up line should just throw their drink in the offender’s face (if you’re lucky enough to be holding a drink at the time of hearing the line, that is), because it’s demeaning to hear such an old line.

7. I might not be the best looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away!

guy

The most recent pickup line is here guys. Nowadays, it is in the atmosphere. It is another pickup line that the person may find stupid and repulsive. Be aware of before using this line. It is so annoying so the person who has been offended may slap you or throw a drink on your face in order to show you that how disgusting it is. Another way of showing the anger is to come up with a strong comeback. The person who has been offended can also say: “no, even the dark wouldn’t make you look any better.” This is the best possible answer the offender can ever get. The offender will not try to say anything disrespectful or weird again after listening to this.

8. Good thing I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

library card

You may have heard this line from the Mike Myers – Dana Carvey film “Wayne’s World.” You can get to know the mentality of this pick up the line from the film. This pickup line is again extra cheesy so it is possible that even the teenage girls will also get angry on this. A better answer can be:  “I’m overdue.”

9. Hey, do you have any Irish (or English etc.) in you? Do you want some?

irish

This classic pickup line is not less dumb. You can alter this pickup line to fit the situation (Irish, Mexican, Spanish, English, African … choose according to your needs!) I don’t know that whether you will get a slap or a drink on your face by saying this line or not but it is also a stupid one.

10. Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!

laughing women

Another pick up line that can be adjusted according to the situation (Fed Ex, UPS, the USPS, pick your poison). This one is actually a new pick up line and is the cheesiest one. The women may laugh on this pick up line but it is likely that most women will not give any response to this line. This line can also not work for you in most of the cases especially if a woman says it to a man then it’s a big no. But it is better if a man delivers this line. In that case, it may work.

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