Many of you would have had hundreds of girlfriends throughout their lives. Girlfriends are a strange lot! You treat them well, theyâ€™ll love you for it and treat you the same way back. You donâ€™t get along with them nicely, well, then you might have to pay dearly for it. Earlier, we brought to you flirty knock knock jokes that could help you win over the love of your life. Now, itâ€™s time to share with you the best knock knock jokes for girlfriends. These jokes are just for some fun and do not mean any offense to anyone. So, just sit back and enjoy!
1 – Loud Girlfriend!
Some girlfriends can be loud! Well, at least thatâ€™s what most men think! Theyâ€™d be like, â€œHey girl! You must be a fire alarm because you really are loud and annoying!â€. Try this knock knock joke out with someone who has a really loud girlfriend. We bet youâ€™ll have a good laugh together!
Loud and Obnoxious!
Loud and Obnoxious Who?
Your Girl Friend!
2 – Autumn of Breakups!
How worse can it get! A knock knock joke for breakups! Ouch! But some have girlfriends who are like, â€œJust because you broke up with me, doesnâ€™t mean I break up with you!â€. While others have girlfriends who do not wish the best for their boyfriend nor do they want to find someone like him. They just want to set all his stuff on fire! Thatâ€™s all!
I am leaving you!
3 – Itâ€™s Paycheck Time!
â€œI have enough clothes and shoes. I donâ€™t need to go shopping!â€, said No Woman Ever! With so much love for shopping engraved in their DNA, wonâ€™t your girlfriend love the moment when your paycheck arrives!
Your boyfriendâ€™s paycheck!
4 – Your Ex-girlfriend!
â€œI donâ€™t have Exâ€™s!â€, said a wise man once. â€œI have Yâ€™s! Like, Y the hell did I date you ever?â€
Your ex-girlfriend who?
Woman made of garbage!
5 – Women and Their Endless Desires!
The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: â€œEVERYTHINGâ€. The bookâ€™s title is: â€œWHAT WOMEN WANT!â€.
What a woman want!
What a woman want who?
A woman wants everything.
6 – Time to Cook Something!
If your girlfriend is like, â€œThere isnâ€™t any food. Thereâ€™s just a bunch of ingredients to make food!â€; then may be you can try this knock knock joke out. But be polite!
Smell nothing, go start cooking.
7 – Your Girlfriend!
This is a cute little romantic knock knock joke! If your girlfriend uses it on you, then realize that sheâ€™s showing her love for you! Awwww isnâ€™t it lovely!
8 – Do What you Want!
These arenâ€™t solemn wedding vows you are taking! These are knock knock jokes! What the heck! Do whatever you want!
I do who?
You do your girlfriend.
9 – Wedding Vows!
This knock knock joke can be used as a cute proposal to your girlfriend. She says I do and you say, â€œI do too!â€. Happy marriage!
I do who?
I do too.
10 – 30th February
30th February is a date that will never show up on our calendars. This cute joke shows your love for your girlfriend that you wonâ€™t stop loving her ever! This probably is the best one out of the lot!
30th February who?
The day I stop loving you.