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10 Best Knock Knock Jokes for Girlfriends

10 Best Knock Knock Jokes for Girlfriends

Many of you would have had hundreds of girlfriends throughout their lives. Girlfriends are a strange lot! You treat them well, they’ll love you for it and treat you the same way back. You don’t get along with them nicely, well, then you might have to pay dearly for it. Earlier, we brought to you flirty knock knock jokes that could help you win over the love of your life. Now, it’s time to share with you the best knock knock jokes for girlfriends. These jokes are just for some fun and do not mean any offense to anyone. So, just sit back and enjoy!

1 – Loud Girlfriend!

Loud Girlfriend!

Some girlfriends can be loud! Well, at least that’s what most men think! They’d be like, “Hey girl! You must be a fire alarm because you really are loud and annoying!”. Try this knock knock joke out with someone who has a really loud girlfriend. We bet you’ll have a good laugh together!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Loud and Obnoxious!
Loud and Obnoxious Who?
Your Girl Friend!

2 – Autumn of Breakups!

Autumn of Breakups!

How worse can it get! A knock knock joke for breakups! Ouch! But some have girlfriends who are like, “Just because you broke up with me, doesn’t mean I break up with you!”. While others have girlfriends who do not wish the best for their boyfriend nor do they want to find someone like him. They just want to set all his stuff on fire! That’s all!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaving!
Leaving who?
I am leaving you!

3 – It’s Paycheck Time!

It’s Paycheck Time!

“I have enough clothes and shoes. I don’t need to go shopping!”, said No Woman Ever! With so much love for shopping engraved in their DNA, won’t your girlfriend love the moment when your paycheck arrives!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Paycheck!
Paycheck who?
Your boyfriend’s paycheck!

4 – Your Ex-girlfriend!

Your Ex-girlfriend!

“I don’t have Ex’s!”, said a wise man once. “I have Y’s! Like, Y the hell did I date you ever?”

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Your ex-girlfriend!
Your ex-girlfriend who?
Woman made of garbage!

5 – Women and Their Endless Desires!

Women and Their Endless Desires!

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: “EVERYTHING”. The book’s title is: “WHAT WOMEN WANT!”.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
What a woman want!
What a woman want who?
A woman wants everything.

6 – Time to Cook Something!

Time to Cook Something!

If your girlfriend is like, “There isn’t any food. There’s just a bunch of ingredients to make food!”; then may be you can try this knock knock joke out. But be polite!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Smell!
Smell who?
Smell nothing, go start cooking.

7 – Your Girlfriend!

Your Girlfriend!

This is a cute little romantic knock knock joke! If your girlfriend uses it on you, then realize that she’s showing her love for you! Awwww isn’t it lovely!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Your girlfriend.

8 – Do What you Want!

Do What you Want!

These aren’t solemn wedding vows you are taking! These are knock knock jokes! What the heck! Do whatever you want!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I do!
I do who?
You do your girlfriend.

9 – Wedding Vows!

Wedding Vows!

This knock knock joke can be used as a cute proposal to your girlfriend. She says I do and you say, “I do too!”. Happy marriage!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I do!
I do who?
I do too.

10 – 30th February

30th February

30th February is a date that will never show up on our calendars. This cute joke shows your love for your girlfriend that you won’t stop loving her ever! This probably is the best one out of the lot!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
30th February!
30th February who?
The day I stop loving you.

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